beardomancer

11831 pts ยท September 5, 2013


I have a beard. You may touch it if, and only if, you have washed your hands. If you live in Houston and get this to the front page I'll take you to Freebirds for a burrito and a beer.

Just passed the third sucker of the tentacle.

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CHICKS! DIG GIANT ROBOTS!!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What movie you watching?

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But... Maul never died.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No. I believe he was in a different episode.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

As a father I can relate to #2.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is she the Avatar? Because I really want to be on Team Avatar if she is.

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So you're single now, eh?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well he's not wrong. That is an "f" word.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I was thinking she would be the librarian.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Sex Ed.

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Don't dead. Open inside.

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You're doing God's work, son. Bless you.

8 years ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 4

No that bitch is named Stacy and we don't need her negativity.

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The bookstore. That's where my daughter got hers.

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Party on Garth.

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Same thing.

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Meet hot singles in your area that just fapped to the same video you did!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... and we're waiting on this old guy that was like, "Gimme a couple of days and look east."...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Artless sheep-biting dewberry!

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