batmap

7900 pts ยท February 2, 2012


Retired USAF. Noob gamer and tech geek.

Oh, Mister Mister Johnny Verbeck how could you be so mean, I told you, you'd be sorry for inventin' that machine. Now all the neighbors cats and dogs will nevermore be seen, for they'll all be ground to sausages in Johnny Verbeck's machine.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice, thank you. How do you keep the zombies from killing them? I am trying to convert them 5x times.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the good old days when 'melted-butter-wrestling' was popular.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Love that one, thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here for quality cake and was not disappointed.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's some spicy meat.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As you wish.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moustache rides are the best.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a tongue-twister.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These hips do not lie.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had no idea #mulletmommy was a thing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always upvote letterkenny

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sweet

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Will & Grace's Karen does threesomes with brother (Jack) and sister (Ginny) since before you were born.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am not even sure it is not a prop; did not see him type on it even once.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

/a/LDhPNwG

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemme guess. Her name is Windy Blows.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a tight fit. Spit on it

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Proof of 'size does not matter'.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy a pair of great tits.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One yout or two?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not the fans you were looking for.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That pick-up line is hot right now.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Wonder Woman's knockers."

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now add in hotdog and dingleberries, since they wanted to make it look like they were wearing no pants.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now do one with sudoku.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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