Sometimes when I’m at work I accidentally spend 30mins chit chatting on the phone with my elderly clients. It’s the highlight of my day.
Sometimes when I’m at work I accidentally spend 30mins chit chatting on the phone with my elderly clients. It’s the highlight of my day.
Oh I don’t think I could’ve either. Haha.
My SO passed out once from getting an IV in his arm. We all bet he’d pass out if he looked. He looked and cut the cord like a champ.
I’m full time
I wish I worked today. The owner closed our office so everyone had to take an unpaid day off.
I’m currently unable to sleep because I don’t know what to do with my life. Being an adult is the worst decision I’ve ever made.
I like your name. I also have 2 D’s
I puked on a guy mid blowy. So embarrassing.
‘Sup
Ours had a huge tire swing and my dad would spin us around until we couldn’t even stand. It was so great.
My dad would take us to one every Saturday morning and we’d pack a big cooler for lunch and play for hours. One of my best memories as a kid
We used to have a Newfoundland mix and he would do this to us and we’d dance around to music. I miss that dog.
Daycare could also have to be factored in on top of ticket price.
I forgot which way the loopy part on the letter P went for a solid 5 mins before figuring it out.
They have a segment where they turn the one guy into some kind of food. Recently it was a chocolate fountain.
Pyrex containers are glass and they’re supposed to freeze well. They’re oven safe too. I love mine.
Semolina flour?
This made my mouth water. I haven’t had Rouladen in years!
Threesome!
Teeny boobs are still great boobs.
I love boobs
Congrats! I have an interview in the morning and I’m very nervous for it.
They just changed it where I live that every person not buckled can get an $83 ticket including people in the back seat.
Exactly. My daughter turns into a hyperactive monkey on Benadryl.
He just wants to play with the fishy
My middle school actually had scissors banned because a girl stabbed another girl in the face with a pair.
Probably. Eagles sound so wimpy comparative to their size.
Fun fact: eagle noises in media are actually red tail hawk noises.
I was so happy when they didn’t use the wand at my first ultrasound
My birthday is the 13th so it’s easier to just do everything that day.
My daughter is 1 and she wants to watch Moana a minimum of 5 times a day. It drives me crazy after the second go around.