bathoryduck

2573 pts ยท February 15, 2018


Former infantry paratrooper. Nowadays I work, come home, pet cats, repeat.

It wasn't gunshot wounds that killed him. It was clearly a pre-existing condition of lead poisoning.

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

It shrank because it's cold out there in space.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Our Loki returns your Loki's greetings.

2 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Or cocaine.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All four of our cats are called by their given name and the suffix of "Rabbit". The one in my lap, e.g., is Loki Rabbit.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my cats is "attacking" me as we speak. /s

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Up the Irons!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know the feeling.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And now I like Amanda Seyfried even more.

3 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm a former Army paratrooper. I served over a decade in both the 82d and 101st Airborne Divisions. My units distinguished themselves in places like Normandy, Caranten, St. Mere Eglise, Holland, and the Ardenne Forest during the Battle of the Bulge. They did this by eliminating Nazis. Not by placating them. By killing them.
I find myself in the position of possibly making the easiest decision I will ever make. If and when the time comes, I will honor my forebears by honoring the tradition.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had that problem when I had COVID-19. My body was taking Screenshots and my internal memory was full...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Venezuela 2025 = Poland 1939

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But we brought them a flag...

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Please don't send them north. The 101 and the 5 are closed in that direction. Full up! Sorry, try east instead.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

On Wednesdays I go shopping...

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello from Charlotte!

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What happened? Did he slip on some ice?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Player moo has joined the game.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like the airport in Atlanta, Georgia. That place is a shopping mall that just so happens to have airplanes.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because it's Elvira.

8 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I thought that was the Oedipus ring.

8 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is awesome. But the only lyrics I could figure out was "bum potatoes".

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's pretty much been my experience with my former platoon mates from my Army days. I was in the 82d Airborne back in the late 80s. Going onto Facebook was an eye opener. Almost to a man, they are all MAGA. We underwent the same training mostly, hung out on weekends, but that's where the similarities end. I don't get it. Empathy and compassion come easy for me, and I thought it did for some of my former buddies. Nope.

8 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This one never has. But I agree with you; EVERYONE should stop voting against their best interests.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That attack was adorable!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a Jeep. That stands for Just Empty Every Pocket.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'll take two. And a Guinness.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a veteran with PTSD, I know that look too well. That woman has seen some shit.

10 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm a person, and my name is... well, it isn't Anakin.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0