89390 pts · December 26, 2016
This why I wear it in public. No one knows I’m making faces or talking to myself.
He’s not wrong. Same size. Same weight as a baby. Points for baby kitten: Potty trained at birth. Self cleaning. Auto pilot mode when parents busy. Points for juman baby: none y’all would be here. Sometimes do and say hilarious shit. Grows up to sometimes take care of baby kittens.
Was expecting an actual long haired bunny because that would be super cool if such creatures exist. Might need glasses.
Fair. I meant to qualify it as the simplest cheapest solution.
Never heard of this guy either. Not sure why you’re being downvoted.
That’s a series of mistakes. Damn. Is that a door to like a closet? Why not floor inside the closet too? Only solution at this point may be to put some type of nice looking threshold plate.
He say something about his toes? Also disappointed he didn’t fall through the ceiling at the end.
There is a good argument that trash talk shows like his, led to the normalization of trash reality TV, the rise of shitty people like the desperate housewives, then Simon Cowell, Ricky Gervais, Chef Ramsey whose “talent” is mainly treating people like shit, and ultimately to normalize megalomaniacs like Trump and now the whole Republican Party openly attacking LGBT and minorities.
I don’t “live” with them in the same house. I work with many many too many of them. Some are coworkers. Local Shop owners. Former close Friends who changed since 2016. Their relatives. There was one old time dipshit who was all into vegan wellness and yoga and junk and now he is fully bought into the MAGA cult, saying “Trump singlehanded cured COVID+Covid does not harm/exist+China created Covid+George Soros wants to control us with the vaccine.” Simultaneously! Like, which is it dude?
They’re very much real! But their angle is not “the earth is flat, I promise” it’s more like “the elites lied about covid, undoubtedly they’re lying about the shape of the earth and who’s really in charge (read: the Jews) how can we trust them? NASA lies all the time. The moon landing was faked you know” they brainwash each other too. Always with AM maga radio, sending urls about “another Hillary scandal” it never ends with them. I don’t feel sorry for them but worry they vote a lot.
I live with these people too. They are not “alright as long as you dont talk politics". Thats their whole personality now, not just politics but vaccines, the shape of the planet, overt bigotry (lgbt blacks mexicans) covert bigotry (jews) what women should be "allowed" to do. etc. etc. theyve come fully unhinged. lets not normalize it.
I know. The damage their propaganda has done is irreparable. To democracy, American’s mental health, future generations of minorities and LGBT, even people I thought were sane are now asking “which beer is safe to drink” because of anti-trans propaganda. It’s crazy even in blue states.
Wait is this real? That’s fuckin great. If an employee costs a company $780M they should be more than fired. I’d make them accountable somehow.
They said they really didn’t wanna ask family. Borrowing money from family really is embarrassing and also you can usually only do it once. Better to really make sure. My relative was having trouble making rent one time. I helped once. Didn’t lend them half a million like you seem to insinuate. I never expect to be repaid when lending to family.
Just making sure. Since you sounded like you really didn’t wanna ask family. There’s always chase and citi. Yesterday alone I saw 4 fresh posts of accounts posting their sob story + GoFundMe and Kofi links, also people askin the freepizzadude for a pizza. My friend’s shady bro started a GFM for his “dad’s funeral expenses” even tho we all knew the dad had prepaid for all that. He raised like $30k for himself. GFM really does work to raise funds.
A very responsible, employed, generous younger relative asked me for help once. I was happy to help because I know they wouldn’t ask if they didn’t really need it. They were probably mortified to ask as well. But before you try family as a last resort, have you tried your credit at financial institutions? Apply online for instant results. Pay it down with your paychecks after. You can always mitigate expenses in other areas. Get a roommate. Eat out less. Drink/smoke less. Etc.
Amazing insight. Only thing I’d whisper in his ears would be “these guys are dumb as shit. Explain it like they’re 5. They don’t get what you’re saying”
Cool beans. They are in great shape. Don’t intend to shine or sharpen or wipe away any patinas. Thanks for the offer to give advice after I mocked sword owners. Lol, Like I said before, I see videos of people doing seriously reckless shit with swords and hurting themselves or each other.
Changing my name to “Imockswords” but seriously, I just remembered I own two authentic antique medieval swords I never touch but do display. They were bequeathed to me along with other medieval antiques from a certain European empire and they remind me of the person that passed on. I just see so much irresponsible sword play online it makes me angry. Saw a viral vid dude sliced his fuckin friends nose in half. They deserve worse than mocking.
It’s just, ugh, there’s a certain type of dude who buys cheap samurai swords and records themselves slicing water bottles. But wanna know something stupid, I fuckin inherited an authentic suit of armor and two antique swords that go with it. And some other medieval bs I only appreciate because who left it to me and not the objects themselves. And no, don’t intend to sell. But I would appreciate some maintenance/cleaning advice.
Dudes who own swords are, never mind, too easy. Go slice them water bottles big fellas!
400 is like way more than I had expected. Also, I’m imagining only his MAGA friendly “libertarian” base would pay for that shit at this point. What’s the difference between Twitter Blue and the check marks he was selling since a few months ago?
Gonna need to rent a wood chipper.
Her: “he’s probably out cheating on me.” Him:
Lol. Sending this to my cowboy fans friends immediately.
NGL, these 90s mom jeans are doing it for me. Also Cheap tequila is nauseating. I feel her pain. Drink the good stuff neat. Patron and higher should be enjoyed like fine scotch.
This why I wear it in public. No one knows I’m making faces or talking to myself.
He’s not wrong. Same size. Same weight as a baby. Points for baby kitten: Potty trained at birth. Self cleaning. Auto pilot mode when parents busy. Points for juman baby: none y’all would be here. Sometimes do and say hilarious shit. Grows up to sometimes take care of baby kittens.
Was expecting an actual long haired bunny because that would be super cool if such creatures exist. Might need glasses.
Fair. I meant to qualify it as the simplest cheapest solution.
Never heard of this guy either. Not sure why you’re being downvoted.
That’s a series of mistakes. Damn. Is that a door to like a closet? Why not floor inside the closet too? Only solution at this point may be to put some type of nice looking threshold plate.
He say something about his toes? Also disappointed he didn’t fall through the ceiling at the end.
There is a good argument that trash talk shows like his, led to the normalization of trash reality TV, the rise of shitty people like the desperate housewives, then Simon Cowell, Ricky Gervais, Chef Ramsey whose “talent” is mainly treating people like shit, and ultimately to normalize megalomaniacs like Trump and now the whole Republican Party openly attacking LGBT and minorities.
I don’t “live” with them in the same house. I work with many many too many of them. Some are coworkers. Local Shop owners. Former close Friends who changed since 2016. Their relatives. There was one old time dipshit who was all into vegan wellness and yoga and junk and now he is fully bought into the MAGA cult, saying “Trump singlehanded cured COVID+Covid does not harm/exist+China created Covid+George Soros wants to control us with the vaccine.” Simultaneously! Like, which is it dude?
They’re very much real! But their angle is not “the earth is flat, I promise” it’s more like “the elites lied about covid, undoubtedly they’re lying about the shape of the earth and who’s really in charge (read: the Jews) how can we trust them? NASA lies all the time. The moon landing was faked you know” they brainwash each other too. Always with AM maga radio, sending urls about “another Hillary scandal” it never ends with them. I don’t feel sorry for them but worry they vote a lot.
I live with these people too. They are not “alright as long as you dont talk politics". Thats their whole personality now, not just politics but vaccines, the shape of the planet, overt bigotry (lgbt blacks mexicans) covert bigotry (jews) what women should be "allowed" to do. etc. etc. theyve come fully unhinged. lets not normalize it.
I know. The damage their propaganda has done is irreparable. To democracy, American’s mental health, future generations of minorities and LGBT, even people I thought were sane are now asking “which beer is safe to drink” because of anti-trans propaganda. It’s crazy even in blue states.
Wait is this real? That’s fuckin great. If an employee costs a company $780M they should be more than fired. I’d make them accountable somehow.
They said they really didn’t wanna ask family. Borrowing money from family really is embarrassing and also you can usually only do it once. Better to really make sure. My relative was having trouble making rent one time. I helped once. Didn’t lend them half a million like you seem to insinuate. I never expect to be repaid when lending to family.
Just making sure. Since you sounded like you really didn’t wanna ask family. There’s always chase and citi. Yesterday alone I saw 4 fresh posts of accounts posting their sob story + GoFundMe and Kofi links, also people askin the freepizzadude for a pizza. My friend’s shady bro started a GFM for his “dad’s funeral expenses” even tho we all knew the dad had prepaid for all that. He raised like $30k for himself. GFM really does work to raise funds.
A very responsible, employed, generous younger relative asked me for help once. I was happy to help because I know they wouldn’t ask if they didn’t really need it. They were probably mortified to ask as well. But before you try family as a last resort, have you tried your credit at financial institutions? Apply online for instant results. Pay it down with your paychecks after. You can always mitigate expenses in other areas. Get a roommate. Eat out less. Drink/smoke less. Etc.
Amazing insight. Only thing I’d whisper in his ears would be “these guys are dumb as shit. Explain it like they’re 5. They don’t get what you’re saying”
Cool beans. They are in great shape. Don’t intend to shine or sharpen or wipe away any patinas. Thanks for the offer to give advice after I mocked sword owners. Lol, Like I said before, I see videos of people doing seriously reckless shit with swords and hurting themselves or each other.
Changing my name to “Imockswords” but seriously, I just remembered I own two authentic antique medieval swords I never touch but do display. They were bequeathed to me along with other medieval antiques from a certain European empire and they remind me of the person that passed on. I just see so much irresponsible sword play online it makes me angry. Saw a viral vid dude sliced his fuckin friends nose in half. They deserve worse than mocking.
It’s just, ugh, there’s a certain type of dude who buys cheap samurai swords and records themselves slicing water bottles. But wanna know something stupid, I fuckin inherited an authentic suit of armor and two antique swords that go with it. And some other medieval bs I only appreciate because who left it to me and not the objects themselves. And no, don’t intend to sell. But I would appreciate some maintenance/cleaning advice.
Dudes who own swords are, never mind, too easy. Go slice them water bottles big fellas!
400 is like way more than I had expected. Also, I’m imagining only his MAGA friendly “libertarian” base would pay for that shit at this point. What’s the difference between Twitter Blue and the check marks he was selling since a few months ago?
Gonna need to rent a wood chipper.
Her: “he’s probably out cheating on me.” Him:
Lol. Sending this to my cowboy fans friends immediately.
NGL, these 90s mom jeans are doing it for me. Also Cheap tequila is nauseating. I feel her pain. Drink the good stuff neat. Patron and higher should be enjoyed like fine scotch.