Today I ended up in a waiting room with some time to kill...
No honk or middle finger could extract a single fuck from this everyday hero
Lake 22, Washington, USA
My hiking boots need fixing. The word "cobbler" kept escaping me.
MRW I'm on imgur but I don't care about the Oscars or Leo
MRW I realize I'm in the wrong lecture hall
MRW my friend asks me what that weird sound on my mixtape is
I don't get it. Why would you do something like this and then get angry?
MRW my coworker reminds me that No Shave November has been over for a while
MRW I don't feel like cooking and I suddenly remember the leftover pizza in the fridge
I've done this far too many times.