Best story of 2016 so far
Zombernie Sanders
2016 Presidential Election Valentines
Denied every time
The sacred institution of marriage
Mega Decorating
Reactions to Lenny Kravitz' wardrobe malfunction
I found a million dollars in a bathroom stall!
How Fox News should settle the 2016 Republican Primary
It's Monday
Zombernie Sanders is looking for voters with brains...
Donald Trump's hair spotted in the wild
Front row at a concert? Better take a selfie!
Painting a rollercoaster
I was gonna take another spin around the block, then I said, "nah, fuck it."
I wanted to get out of my chair. Guess that ain't happening now.
Bored on Snapchat with a stuffed giraffe
Bat-Selfie
A simple way to piss people off for a minute or two.
God Bless America.
Pac-Man's nightmares.
MRW the doctor tells me it's not acid reflux, I actually have generalized anxiety disorder.
Batman, you're not even trying anymore.
MRW none of my friends knew there were Pink Panther movies before the one with Steve Martin...
Pretty sure I just found a real-life Garfield.
Safety first!
Banana slug eating a banana.
My photogenic nephew is ready for Christmas!
Aren't they a little short to be Stormtroopers?
This is a really really really really lame joke
Behind the scenes of the James Bond film "Live and Let Die"
Cashier Confession
Admit it, the thumbnail made you hungry.
I'm not running for president, but I'll be happy to take your money.
MFW I finally realize my bootlicking assistant is totally gay for me...
9 years with a Cougar
I'm going skydiving in two weeks!
My dad's cat suffers from resting bitch face.
Apparently the stress of being President made him go bald...
Introspective Infant
My best friend's baby arrived last night and I took this unfortunately timed picture.
It's really about raising awareness.
Joe Biden heard something about a new fad on Imgur and wants to join the fun.
My friend went kaboom.
So this might be why I've been having trouble with my internet lately.
Sesame Street predicts 9/11
Saw this building on our recent trip to Chicago...
My stepsister's having a baby boy and she wanted me to make a "fancy" announcement.
Looking to buy a used car...
My mom's 'other kids' are pretty photogenic.
Passed by this restaurant in Chicago.
Dirty jokes aside, what was the point of this?
My game of Frozen Free Fall froze (ironic, I know) at the perfect time.
Photogenic little weiners