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7570 pts ยท October 24, 2013


I'm a ridiculously talented semi-professional filmmaker, cartoonist and writer who uses none of that talent while working at a grocery store.

Best story of 2016 so far

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Zombernie Sanders

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2016 Presidential Election Valentines

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Denied every time

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The sacred institution of marriage

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Mega Decorating

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Reactions to Lenny Kravitz' wardrobe malfunction

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I found a million dollars in a bathroom stall!

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How Fox News should settle the 2016 Republican Primary

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It's Monday

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Zombernie Sanders is looking for voters with brains...

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Donald Trump's hair spotted in the wild

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Front row at a concert? Better take a selfie!

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Painting a rollercoaster

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I was gonna take another spin around the block, then I said, "nah, fuck it."

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I wanted to get out of my chair. Guess that ain't happening now.

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Bored on Snapchat with a stuffed giraffe

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Bat-Selfie

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A simple way to piss people off for a minute or two.

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God Bless America.

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Pac-Man's nightmares.

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MRW the doctor tells me it's not acid reflux, I actually have generalized anxiety disorder.

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Batman, you're not even trying anymore.

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MRW none of my friends knew there were Pink Panther movies before the one with Steve Martin...

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Pretty sure I just found a real-life Garfield.

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Safety first!

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Banana slug eating a banana.

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My photogenic nephew is ready for Christmas!

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Aren't they a little short to be Stormtroopers?

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This is a really really really really lame joke

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Behind the scenes of the James Bond film "Live and Let Die"

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Cashier Confession

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Admit it, the thumbnail made you hungry.

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I'm not running for president, but I'll be happy to take your money.

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MFW I finally realize my bootlicking assistant is totally gay for me...

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9 years with a Cougar

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I'm going skydiving in two weeks!

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My dad's cat suffers from resting bitch face.

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Apparently the stress of being President made him go bald...

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Introspective Infant

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My best friend's baby arrived last night and I took this unfortunately timed picture.

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It's really about raising awareness.

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Joe Biden heard something about a new fad on Imgur and wants to join the fun.

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My friend went kaboom.

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So this might be why I've been having trouble with my internet lately.

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Sesame Street predicts 9/11

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Saw this building on our recent trip to Chicago...

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My stepsister's having a baby boy and she wanted me to make a "fancy" announcement.

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Looking to buy a used car...

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My mom's 'other kids' are pretty photogenic.

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Passed by this restaurant in Chicago.

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Dirty jokes aside, what was the point of this?

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My game of Frozen Free Fall froze (ironic, I know) at the perfect time.

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Photogenic little weiners

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