backoffman

187350 pts · March 9, 2013


Lucky duck…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#41 please. I am, at best, an NPC, and I do act like it. Daily.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Go. To. Therapy. Seriously. You need to learn how to let go and you haven’t been able to do that on your own.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, being trans doesn’t make her any less of a princess

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Peanut

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hellraiser! A classic!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 2

I got that phone for free by signing up for a 2-year contract with Verizon. It was the style at the time.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#45 as someone who just got dumped last night, yea I know, stop reminding me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, we have all tried to read the Silmarillion and failed at least once. It helps to keep the map beside you.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well you are what you eat. That’s why I am a child.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Oh good, somebody else pees in that too. I thought I was the only one.

3 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

May penne be with you

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, yea. I bet he tastes like bacon.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TLDR: you don’t know how to read.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

He is. He’s hungry.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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#19 My American brain read that as “Chad-boy” and giggled

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You gotta take a bite of the banana, Terry!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, that is a nightmare

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn’t anti-woke be called just being asleep?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Actual footage v

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s an invasive species that will destroy the indigenous growth, like cheatgrass.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not quite, Murphy’s Law is that every action has an equal and opposite reaction.

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

#10 I didn’t hate the movie like a lot of people did but I did audibly gasp at that point and think “that’s in poor taste”

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0