bNe2

5557 pts · July 20, 2014


Like you wouldn't camp in a stealth fucking SR-71...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Um, yeah... I'm kinda a little bit like SUPER FUCKIN' INTERESTED, actually.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking liar.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are, but “pieces”. Sorry.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Canadian here. Didn’t pay rent this month, and we’re less than a week from the 1st. :( A pizza would help me, my wife and daughter. Thanks.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Y’all got any more of that SMM2 I can pre-order? Surely Nintendo won’t fuck me...

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What is your problem? Who hurt you, son?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reference game on point, fam!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

I got a Namath Jersey for Xmas 3 years ago and vowed to only wear it for playoff games... Needless to say it's still wrapped in plastic...

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And it's only at 121 now. Strange indeed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here to say this exactly; take my updoot.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you that fucking short or is your microwave in LEO?!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's funny because the cat is clearly retarded.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Then who was phone?!?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Take my updoot good sir and/or madam.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Taek my updoot adn go.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Comment got fuck and can not fix it

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Yard Sale!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I got all that, I just couldn't figure out what the thing they were chasing was supposed to be. Now I see it's a wallet. :)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean , I totally get it and think it's hilarious. Kudos to OP! But, you see, I have this friend . .

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

⬛ not REKT ☑REKT ☑eREKTric storm ☑eREKTric vehicle

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm here on the mobile site to say that the Android app is completely unusable and total shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Agreed, and also stopping at 3. I would have credited the quote but I couldn't remember the name Gaffigan.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed. I have 3 daughters, so I'm definitely drowning but at least no one is trying to hand me a baby... Which is nice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Having the fourth kid is akin to drowning, and then someone hands you a baby.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I think I'll need more than an advice; 2 advices minimum.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Matsrutabes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do do do, do do do, doo doo...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't really have an opinion on the initial argument but if you actually believe the statement above, I feel sad for you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1