b00guy

16465 pts ยท October 31, 2025


I downvote all untagged poltical posts

Can't relate. TP for me is single use only. ๐Ÿ˜„

And by that I mean if I snot in it then I won't be using it to wipe with after.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#19 Ha! No worries about that happening here.

*laughs then cries*

1 day ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

I thought that too, I figure I'd have to spend the night with two drinks in my hands then.

Wee!

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

You're so very welcome, I'm always glad to share that I never even thought of taking TP I've wiped my ass with and putting it on my face after seeing it in one of @op memes and I vow to continue to enlightening you in the future.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That sounds and looks great.
I'd love to have one made for me, making it myself though is not happening. ๐Ÿ˜„

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#21 I'm one of probably not a lot of people that like both those things but combining them is an unholy abomination.

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#14 Some people never had any fucks to begin with, they aren't paid enough to develop any.

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#36 I am happy and proud to say that I have never done this and never plan to even though I own a bidet.

Just no.

1 day ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

#32 With my luck I'd forget to look and get hit by a car when crossing the street or something, like the invisible guy on X-Files did.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No he wasn't considered fat, just an over the hill dinosaur. The other part of the schtick was that the house and kids is what made him poor money-wise.

Did @op actually watch the show?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thought of having those roving around spewing Trumpisms is damn freaky.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I changed it slightly, the original said DVD instead of video.

Still great none the less.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#3 The warmer weather and sunshine becoming more abundant does perk me up for at least a few weeks, maybe a month.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or in this case a dear.

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How many courics is it?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

First thing I thought of. +1

1 week ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of what people thought of the internet up until maybe the mid 00's.

It certainly didn't lead us to a new age of enlightenment or a utopia like was once thought.

I don't think 3d printers will have nearly the same long lasting and far reaching effects of the internet but who really knows.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Getting eaten by Data was probably cheaper.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Having "in outer space." on the end of the sentence comes off as explaining the joke to me.

I mean it is funny but it'd be funnier without those last three words.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is he a legendary actor when he didn't act?

He played himself basically. That doesn't make one legendary.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

The movie I had in mind was Exit to Eden.

Teenaged me seeing Dana Delany sitting on that guy's back was glorious.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yea that's honestly why I don't care anymore, about them of their little MAGAT's in training, if that makes me a bad person then so be it but I'm so tired boss.

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Well, bye.

Another Trumper gone.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

Sprinkle these at the gates of ICE compounds while on a walk...

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Some people only learn by touching the hot stove and getting burnt.

1 week ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 0

She's a rightwing turd herself, so... never meet your heroes I guess.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

We could've had taco trucks on every corner, but nooOoo.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 Were the beans in tomato or maple sauce? This is important!


#20 Ow-ow! The bubbles are burning my tongue!

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