awkwasaurus

8112 pts ยท July 15, 2014


Awkwardly a dinosaur, it's pretty rad most of the time. Get to destroy miniature cities, cuddle with awesome stuffed creatures, and nerd out with things like DnD, RPGs, and board games. Right. If you stumble upon me while I'm drunk & commenting and message me I'll send you a questionable quality boobs picture. Maybe cleavage, may have nips, who knows. If you're interested of course. Updated Selfie 12/25/19

Amazing Secret Santa ?

Points 30
Comments 3
Views 590

Secret Santa!

Points 23
Comments 0
Views 664

Secret Santa delivered

Points 45
Comments 2
Views 2405

Ending to a good birthday

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 113

MRW I woke up with one of the top comments

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Comments 1
Views 513

Merry Purrmas

Points 16
Comments 17
Views 94

MRW asked how I am at work today..

Points 13
Comments 2
Views 287

Created a boob wound tonight

Points 143
Comments 39
Views 1947

Not sure where to begin..

Points 21
Comments 11
Views 557

Just living the life.

Points 36
Comments 34
Views 129

When they just don't get the hint...

Points -3
Comments 19
Views 77

TIL how to draw a pikachu using dicks

Points 119
Comments 17
Views 2324

Not sure what to think

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 88

Convinced my friend to make the best of a bad situation

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 81

Merry Christmas or something

Points 56
Comments 33
Views 1331

Clyde the Fluff Monster

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Comments 13
Views 1188

Long ramble is long like this month.

Points 14
Comments 9
Views 693

When life hands you a lemon..

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Comments 48
Views 214

MRW I find somewhere in the US to buy bras in my size

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Comments 13
Views 444

Some weekends are better than others

Points 13
Comments 17
Views 101

It's the little things.

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Comments 59
Views 367

It's the little things in life.

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Comments 31
Views 82

Oh what a lovely holiday.

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Comments 188
Views 6429

It's a plane, it's a bird, it's a giraffe?

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Comments 4
Views 84

Oh well, such is life

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Comments 85
Views 296

Kitten Party!

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Comments 8
Views 111

I'm used to people guessing a little younger, but..

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Comments 91
Views 66

Something, something RHM

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Comments 5
Views 155

Meh

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Comments 24
Views 44

MFW reading a customer complaint from this weekend

Points 54
Comments 16
Views 488

Clever title goes here

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Comments 23
Views 135

Super Potato Games

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Comments 16
Views 85

Being a busy adult with many important things to do

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Comments 37
Views 546

Christmas Selfie Bandwagon

Points 23
Comments 9
Views 99

Just going to stay single now, yup.

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Comments 46
Views 210

The Melted Phone

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Comments 14
Views 358
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