2817 pts · March 9, 2020
I think I could fit a gun in that pouch
So does traveling to an interview…
It’s not their lunch though now is it? If you steal lunches you accept the risks involved.
“Omg this is poisoning and a booby trap and illegal!” Who fucking cares. They get what they deserve. Spoken like some damn lunch thieves.
The fuck?
Cheapo extinguisher with a plastic pin. They have a tendency to fall out. Had it happen once in the cab of my truck while driving. Not fun.
Am I the only one who read this to the tune of that damn farmers insurance commercial?
Pluto isn’t a planet anymore, std’s are sti’s now, god I’m getting old.
This is one of those situations where you tell them to go pound sand. You are not financially liable for their fuckup.
That’s not gonna stop the burning sensation from his std.
Never imply ownership of a dildo. They see enough on X-ray to know what they are, a little discretion would be more professional.
Grinches On Parade
Guess it’s time to turn Texas into a glass parking lot.
Seems the last 5yrs the number of jagoffs driving with high beams 100% of the time & who’ll never turn them off has increased tenfold.
Told her free = me breaking the window. She scoffed. Told her to just call cops next time. Feel bad for the kid having such parents.
Lady locked her infant in the car middle of winter. Arrived & unlocked within 5min. Complains that I’m charging for an emergency lockout. 1/
After twenty years of practice, I’m sure they’ve zeroed in on the best techniques for dealing with these assholes. Oh look, vacancies too!
You know…floating a couple squares of toilet paper in the water to break surface tension beforehand solves the whole problem.
I want one!
Clearly they didn’t watch Jurassic Park, otherwise they would’ve stopped to think if they should.
Mine didn’t really speak for the first year or so after I adopted them. Now they won’t shut up.
I’m gonna run you over when I come back down
And this comment for involved but unaware.
“I don’t know what to do with my hands”
This drives me nuts. The statues didn’t “turn gold”. The constant touching hasn’t allowed oxidation to remain and discolor those spots.
Correct. The dosage for a 250lb jackass is approximately five times that of the horse; the only way to guarantee the problem stays gone.
Yeah…but now you have to sanitize your car.
I think I could fit a gun in that pouch
So does traveling to an interview…
It’s not their lunch though now is it? If you steal lunches you accept the risks involved.
“Omg this is poisoning and a booby trap and illegal!” Who fucking cares. They get what they deserve. Spoken like some damn lunch thieves.
The fuck?
Cheapo extinguisher with a plastic pin. They have a tendency to fall out. Had it happen once in the cab of my truck while driving. Not fun.
Am I the only one who read this to the tune of that damn farmers insurance commercial?
Pluto isn’t a planet anymore, std’s are sti’s now, god I’m getting old.
This is one of those situations where you tell them to go pound sand. You are not financially liable for their fuckup.
That’s not gonna stop the burning sensation from his std.
Never imply ownership of a dildo. They see enough on X-ray to know what they are, a little discretion would be more professional.
Grinches On Parade
Guess it’s time to turn Texas into a glass parking lot.
Seems the last 5yrs the number of jagoffs driving with high beams 100% of the time & who’ll never turn them off has increased tenfold.
Told her free = me breaking the window. She scoffed. Told her to just call cops next time. Feel bad for the kid having such parents.
Lady locked her infant in the car middle of winter. Arrived & unlocked within 5min. Complains that I’m charging for an emergency lockout. 1/
After twenty years of practice, I’m sure they’ve zeroed in on the best techniques for dealing with these assholes. Oh look, vacancies too!
You know…floating a couple squares of toilet paper in the water to break surface tension beforehand solves the whole problem.
I want one!
Clearly they didn’t watch Jurassic Park, otherwise they would’ve stopped to think if they should.
Mine didn’t really speak for the first year or so after I adopted them. Now they won’t shut up.
I’m gonna run you over when I come back down
And this comment for involved but unaware.
“I don’t know what to do with my hands”
This drives me nuts. The statues didn’t “turn gold”. The constant touching hasn’t allowed oxidation to remain and discolor those spots.
Correct. The dosage for a 250lb jackass is approximately five times that of the horse; the only way to guarantee the problem stays gone.
Yeah…but now you have to sanitize your car.