averagebrainfarmer

4521 pts · November 6, 2020


I’ll bring you back to +1. Got a chuckle.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is there no visible damage to the ground/road where the tornado has passed?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hey you!

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had neighbors in two different apartments whose crap flowed up into my kitchen sink.

3 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Buck Owens

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buck Owens

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you had a million dollars for every day since July 4, 1776, it would only be a little more than $91 billion.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

On it.

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I mostly read in bed, so it’s going to be a chore holding it up.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send Brenda more life.

7 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Many gardeners, my wife included, don’t.

7 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

With one WA plate for variety sake.

8 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SIKE!

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This scene comes to mind every day at work.

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The white zone is for loading and unloading only, if you gotta load or unload go to the white zone, you’ll love it, it’s a way of life. - Frank Zappa

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I think that was kind of the point, the juxtaposition of the natural and the man-made.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s the way I’ve heard it too.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And this is what Twitter is like now.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We have a ten-cent deposit on cans and bottles and people still throw them away.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where’s the sound?

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tiddlywinks

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had the Star Trek jet disc gun. Hadn’t thought about it since I was a kid.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Ya gotta at least be on the beat.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A squirrel did it in front of my house. A really loud bang and no power.

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All three characters are essential.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is the finest of the flavors.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Some of the children are being brought to Portland to be fit for prosthetics, and it’s presented as a feel-good story in the local news. They don’t ask why the kids had their limbs blown off in the first place.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They’d have no standards at all.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Roller pigeon fanciers near me went to great lengths to kill birds of prey that targeted their precious birds because they appear to be lame. Trapped and killed hawks, falcons, and eagles.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0