avenlanzer

13011 pts ยท August 6, 2013


Hello. Fat penguins? They break the ice. *laughs at his own joke*

#8 oh we goin to WAR war

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You dont understand. if they are making $1300/yr, a couple days lost wages is significantly more detrimental than blowing their entire savings on a luxury trip. It isnt just $500, its a year of saving every scrap and penny then blowing it at once while simultaneously losing the earnings needed just to make rent. At that income level youre talking another six months to make up the debt, after blowing the savings.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

This. The guilt usually makes things worse.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Says shes a "centrist" then spews the most far right opinions you could possibly have. The self described centrist is always far right and means "i have no idea what the difference between right and left is but I know who I hate."

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They heard smash burger and only got as far as the bun

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It happens every month

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Internet has ruined me. I thought Jim Carrey was going to crawl out of the rhino's asshole.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Marmalade Mussolini

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its a mix of the star of david, the american flag and....a swastika? Wtf?

3 weeks ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 2

#4 thats fire

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad i dont have to wait anymore. ...brb, eating something fried.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its the classic conservative stance.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

*Mother's couch

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Junior Role Playing Game

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#18 lol, laughter or laudinum

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#1 oh sure, when he does it its incredible dancing skills, but when I do it im "autistic" and "stemming". Just doesn't seem fair, does it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It is 20 goddamn 26, everyone has a phone in their pocket with incredible translation services built in, and the department had a service they contracted with too, they 100% did it intentionally to get the extra scrutiny on "undesirables".

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Poor wittle baby. Has all his money in stocky wockies? Has to sell his stockies to pay hims taxes? So sad. Is baby gonna fry if he has to pay his tair share? Aww.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1000000 go missing and they find maybe 400? Yeah, it aint about dogs.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My ex was a baker, their bakery just added pudding mix to box caked mix and got rave reviews for it.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not even as good as scum. Scum at least floats to the top so it can be skimmed off and disposed of. This is total rot. There is no saving this soup.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Im listening...

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Lol, no. They cant turn you away for not paying, but they will charge the max they can get away with citing some people dont pay

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nah, that was the day before yesterday. Yesterday was....oh shit im old too

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

US treasury bonds are held by the governments

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Your personalized algorithm is showing

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I miss my rats.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Red flag. She doesn't care if the bird lives or dies and thinks of it as subhuman. If you leave the bird alone with her she will abuse or kill it to force you to stop caring about it and focus on her. Ditch her and get a gf that loves how you dote on the bird because it shows your own green flag, and her caring about your interests would be a green flag. This is your first gf, not your last. Try again.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Posting yourself alongside two massive pieces of shit isnt a great look.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#24 CDs nuts

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0