aval5

4752 pts ยท June 3, 2014


If you can get this to FP I'll send you stuff ;)

I remember going onto Pornhub just to watch the full HD movie of Zootopia.

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O h .

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Hell yeah! Just depends on what you need help with

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He just chunked about $5,000 worth of titanium.

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It would just turn into a jizz ball at the tip though. Maaaaaybe...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

because MANLINESS

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Fucking destroyers and cruisers.

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Floors in machine/auto shops can get covered in oil. Kind of a bad idea but he should've had a fire extinguisher on hand.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why isn't this TC??? +1 for the magnificent laugh I had.

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Its 1:47 in morning and i need to go asleep but this popped up like:

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Stuff. :)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WANT SOME FUCKING BACON AND EGGS

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder if my ex was a pre-radar listener for aircraft, she's always listening in...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are you sure it's inception? All I can see is a space station from Interstellar.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: Google docs on a Chromebook

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell us your secrets!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One thing for sure, it has a crappy power-to-weight ratio.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're... You're not wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jesus christ... soon Imgur will be filled with white female beings taking pictures of themselves and posting it to get FP.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I got you to 69 points, send me some nudies of the Mrs. :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Whispered the stableboy's co-worker

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v

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I know, and I know what they sound like because we had six sugar gliders.

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Mmmmmm... barking in the middle of the night.

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They also love biting too, "love bites." Source: we had six sugar gliders.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Welcome ;)

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Honestly, I wouldn't mind a little crazy... but not too much.

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He gets family discounts. End of story.

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Someone left their generator out on the taxiway at the airport I fly at, luckily it's a free-movement zone.

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