60190 pts · May 30, 2012
I'm just here for the free food.
Socks with sandals? Put him down, Karen.
Please, let him out. He misses the sun.
I would not even trust the most skilled surgeon to do this to me.
Unless you’re in England, then by all means stay in the left lane.
That was satisfyingly in sync.
“Huh, I guess they ran out of the other ones and had to use a crash test dum- OH MY GOD IT’S MOVING!”
You can’t just ask these questions and not expect an answer like this.
When they make commercials bragging about a truck’s towing ability, this is what they need to show.
As an elephant, I wish I COULD forget. That’s why I drink.
Beep boops sadly for eternity.
Doesn’t disappoint.
Can some link to the story about the kid who had to wear a butt plug because his mom thought Satan would rape him?
Every Hollywood action movie director ever
“If you’re an element your whole goal in life is to achieve the electron configuration of a noble gas.” - my chemistry professor.
When chemists write nursery rhymes.
That fight was already lost before it had even begun.
Pretty sure that when they hire cartoon writers they are also scanning for psychics.
How long will this account last? Place your bets here!
Actually my grenade launcher has become sentient. EVERYBODY RUN!
You have a good point but hear me out; Jesus has two lives.
By the look in his eyes that alcoholism and isn’t an act.
The best kind of awareness.
Yes. I’m confused why this is a question.
Maybe she has a fantastic ass? Who knows. We haven’t seen that side of her.
This would be funny if it didn’t hurt so much.
Socks with sandals? Put him down, Karen.
Please, let him out. He misses the sun.
I would not even trust the most skilled surgeon to do this to me.
Unless you’re in England, then by all means stay in the left lane.
That was satisfyingly in sync.
“Huh, I guess they ran out of the other ones and had to use a crash test dum- OH MY GOD IT’S MOVING!”
You can’t just ask these questions and not expect an answer like this.
When they make commercials bragging about a truck’s towing ability, this is what they need to show.
As an elephant, I wish I COULD forget. That’s why I drink.
Beep boops sadly for eternity.
Doesn’t disappoint.
Can some link to the story about the kid who had to wear a butt plug because his mom thought Satan would rape him?
Every Hollywood action movie director ever
“If you’re an element your whole goal in life is to achieve the electron configuration of a noble gas.” - my chemistry professor.
When chemists write nursery rhymes.
That fight was already lost before it had even begun.
Pretty sure that when they hire cartoon writers they are also scanning for psychics.
How long will this account last? Place your bets here!
Actually my grenade launcher has become sentient. EVERYBODY RUN!
You have a good point but hear me out; Jesus has two lives.
By the look in his eyes that alcoholism and isn’t an act.
The best kind of awareness.
Yes. I’m confused why this is a question.
Maybe she has a fantastic ass? Who knows. We haven’t seen that side of her.
This would be funny if it didn’t hurt so much.