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11434 pts · September 4, 2016


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Sorry about your dog. Aside from that, sounds like a better day than mine.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one pisses on my face without permission.

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Fwump

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Not smiling is unfriendly. Overly enthusiastic smiling is creepy. Halfway it is!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wouldn’t know. Probable truth! +1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for your contribution.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Google “gas station emergency shutoff,” go to images. Generally a big red button, but not always. They are always clearly labeled.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Vapor recovery mechanisms (which assist with the auto-shutoff when full function) are damaged when idiots top off their tanks.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Emergency breakaways require a fair amount of force, and can also fail.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Starting your ignition could ignite the fumes. Please don’t do that until the spill is contained.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you’re somehow surrounded by a hugely unregulated and stupid population. Which is possible, I suppose.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

Bullshit. The fact that you don’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 7

There may be an additional shutoff inside the store, but there is assuredly one outside as well.

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A lot of people shitting on $32k, but it’s pretty good for an internship. It’s not riches, but it’s a solid starting point. Liveable. Grats!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. They’ve made us believe it’s impolite or unprofessional. In reality, they just don’t want us to know when we’re being underpaid.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Careful angles on the hips and pelvis, deliberate movements to avoid slippage. And it’s true, there’s generally a belt involved.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been to a lot of AA meetings, and I’ve never heard this.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foobaw made me laugh til I cried. I’m not sure why... but thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On a quiz day, no less. I’d be ungodly pissed off if I was trying to take a quiz and someone’s crotchfruit started wailing.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Analyze the diction. “...tell ...the women of the faithful, to draw their wraps over them.”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ‘13 WRX daily commuter just hit 30,000. Oh how different our lives can be.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zero calm.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those videos aren’t as entertaining.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless you look at the actual verbiage used. It’s up for interpretation. As is most religious literature.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Calm down, Jimbo. He ain’t hurtin nobody.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

15 nations have outlawed burquas. Personally, I’m glad I don’t live in one of them.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Daddy, I don’t like him. He don’t got no arms.” -lil me

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