917 pts ยท February 26, 2016
Catterbate
I..I think you have my cat
The work clothes thing is real. I'd push them under the bed so I wouldn't have to look at them until I had to wash them Sunday night
We can only assume she didn't have a way to sustain them and wanted to make their last days peaceful. I don't think she's evil.
I genuinely don't get why they're supposed to march that way. Is it supposed to look impressive? Intimidating? It's neither of those things
Those actually look more like red dates.
Brawn do what water don't
I mean...that collection belongs to a male. There are fleshlights there, too.
Forget the necklace. He gave her a whole fucking dress.
Hunger leads to Taco Bell, Taco Bell leads to fecal urgency
I love Star Wars, but I never understood that line of reasoning. And I feel like everyone expected too much of Anakin.
This shit is the worst at costco. Once had 4 people with their carts clogging up an entire isle. The absolute NERVE.
I'm sure she's sobbing in her mansion because men from imgur don't wanna fuck her anymore
One time I heard some kids boffing and roleplaying super mario/ undertale crossover. That was a good morning.
women will want to have sex if you make sex satisfying for them
What the fuck. That was ten years ago?
John Carpenter's The Thing
Do some people not know what soap is?
I was ten and I wasn't prepared
I wish I knew what it was like to be that cute
What god have we offended to deserve this
That sex gonna be fire. And then when he goes to the bathroom? Same thing.
The no fandom thing is probably for the best
Hope he likes apple sauce
Grocery store tomatoes are a blight
Where do you get that from
Fallen angels are demons. Satan used to be the cherubim known as Lucifer before he was cast out of heaven. Satan is his profane name.
Lucifer was cast out of heaven and became the demon known as Satan, which means "accuser" or "adversary" in Hebrew.
Honey, you're being...*dun dun dun* IRRATIONAL
Catterbate
I..I think you have my cat
The work clothes thing is real. I'd push them under the bed so I wouldn't have to look at them until I had to wash them Sunday night
We can only assume she didn't have a way to sustain them and wanted to make their last days peaceful. I don't think she's evil.
I genuinely don't get why they're supposed to march that way. Is it supposed to look impressive? Intimidating? It's neither of those things
Those actually look more like red dates.
Brawn do what water don't
I mean...that collection belongs to a male. There are fleshlights there, too.
Forget the necklace. He gave her a whole fucking dress.
Hunger leads to Taco Bell, Taco Bell leads to fecal urgency
I love Star Wars, but I never understood that line of reasoning. And I feel like everyone expected too much of Anakin.
This shit is the worst at costco. Once had 4 people with their carts clogging up an entire isle. The absolute NERVE.
I'm sure she's sobbing in her mansion because men from imgur don't wanna fuck her anymore
One time I heard some kids boffing and roleplaying super mario/ undertale crossover. That was a good morning.
women will want to have sex if you make sex satisfying for them
What the fuck. That was ten years ago?
John Carpenter's The Thing
Do some people not know what soap is?
I was ten and I wasn't prepared
I wish I knew what it was like to be that cute
What god have we offended to deserve this
That sex gonna be fire. And then when he goes to the bathroom? Same thing.
The no fandom thing is probably for the best
Hope he likes apple sauce
Grocery store tomatoes are a blight
Where do you get that from
Fallen angels are demons. Satan used to be the cherubim known as Lucifer before he was cast out of heaven. Satan is his profane name.
Lucifer was cast out of heaven and became the demon known as Satan, which means "accuser" or "adversary" in Hebrew.
Honey, you're being...*dun dun dun* IRRATIONAL