authenticCAT

917 pts ยท February 26, 2016


Catterbate

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I..I think you have my cat

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The work clothes thing is real. I'd push them under the bed so I wouldn't have to look at them until I had to wash them Sunday night

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can only assume she didn't have a way to sustain them and wanted to make their last days peaceful. I don't think she's evil.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I genuinely don't get why they're supposed to march that way. Is it supposed to look impressive? Intimidating? It's neither of those things

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Those actually look more like red dates.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Brawn do what water don't

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean...that collection belongs to a male. There are fleshlights there, too.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forget the necklace. He gave her a whole fucking dress.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hunger leads to Taco Bell, Taco Bell leads to fecal urgency

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I love Star Wars, but I never understood that line of reasoning. And I feel like everyone expected too much of Anakin.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

This shit is the worst at costco. Once had 4 people with their carts clogging up an entire isle. The absolute NERVE.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm sure she's sobbing in her mansion because men from imgur don't wanna fuck her anymore

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One time I heard some kids boffing and roleplaying super mario/ undertale crossover. That was a good morning.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

women will want to have sex if you make sex satisfying for them

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck. That was ten years ago?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John Carpenter's The Thing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Do some people not know what soap is?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was ten and I wasn't prepared

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew what it was like to be that cute

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What god have we offended to deserve this

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That sex gonna be fire. And then when he goes to the bathroom? Same thing.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The no fandom thing is probably for the best

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hope he likes apple sauce

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grocery store tomatoes are a blight

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Where do you get that from

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fallen angels are demons. Satan used to be the cherubim known as Lucifer before he was cast out of heaven. Satan is his profane name.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lucifer was cast out of heaven and became the demon known as Satan, which means "accuser" or "adversary" in Hebrew.

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Honey, you're being...*dun dun dun* IRRATIONAL

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0