aussiecaleb

25098 pts ยท May 13, 2014


I'm an amateur comedian from The north Polynesia islands which is difficult because the population there is a bit Bora-Boring. All jokes aside, I'm an Australian engineering student who is quite boring. I have a website where I track my finances for fun. http://www.buyholdlong.com

How's this going

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol as if labor will change anything. They are all the same. Will be the same limited progress no matter what party is in power. Come on....

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 16

Sorry, we don't allow foreign turtles here.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

But he told us to get on the beers. So he's alright.

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I used to get these in a packet of chips.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'm 1 and I have 31 houses.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow engineer

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Did you die?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vincent Van Doodle

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need more of that *thonk* noise.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have the same chillies. Be careful. Those sumbutches are potent for their size.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember watching these a long time ago. I only just realized it's Critical. Dunno how to spell his name... Cr1tical??

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How do you move so fast?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Wait....I've had many BBQs and none of them.... None of them.... Had eggs? Wtf.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ummm... I thought pron was banned on Imgur?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you two get married now I'll come to the wedding. I promise.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I always try to challenge people on this. Why can't Scomo be out of the country while the fires are ongoing. He's not going to put them out

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's amazing. I would have never thought it was made out of wood.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To provide my hospital discharge certificate to prove I was indeed in hospital unable to eat or drink.

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I had something similar. I had glandular fever so bad I had to stay in hospital overnight on IV and antibiotics. My professor said I had. 1/

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Yea ok..... But why?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Your name is appropriate to the gaming context.

5 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Why is your sewer going into gators mouths??

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My crying what?

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Do you easterners call is a HSP? Na cunt it's called an AB for afterbirth.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There really is an app for everything these days. Amazing what my iPhone 3GS can do.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought there was a company that breaks drones? You can hijack them etc. Military drone style. Aussie company?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adelaide and the whole of SA is known to be boring.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit #12 would a actually be over my house.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is her first rodeo.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0