asticknstone

3780 pts · September 29, 2013


Ah! You caught me! I’m Chris and I got let go from my corporate job! (June 2023) but I would rather be a comedian so I've been sharing my stuff on Imgur; I thought people like you would like it! If you did: Please check out my channel with my comedy partner and like, subscribe, and share to help us! Appreciate any love and support :D https://www.youtube.com/@ChrisAndMatt

Same

42 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You were my secret Santa one year!! I’m so happy to see that you’re doing well and better!!!!!

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monsieur!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are they also allowed to pull a Maduro and grab criminals of their laws from other countries???

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My siblings and I do this with “caw caw!”

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn’t they say we’re allowed to treat people differently based on personal beliefs? So shouldn’t that extend to treating people differently for SNAP?

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

honestly, I didn't know I needed ownership of my face, voice, and body. Who do I need to lease it from because I'm probably gonna keep using it

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is that good sh*t

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Chicagoan, I would love this - would make travel so much easier

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 what?! Like dude just say the thing. “I got jinxed so I can’t tell the truth”. This is like the Buries Bodies case: dude you’re a human first and foremost. The legal dressing is superfluous at this point

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will say to myself when carrying groceries or heavy things to the beach or helping friends move: “this is why we do it”

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but like this is quality comedy and puts every tiktoker, instagrammer, etc to shame. @op who is this?

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally a POV that’s a POV

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elemen @op

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An actual pov thank you

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norman Rockwell is Ryan Gosling?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“I’m not gonna get upset over some carrots”
Proceeds to do just that

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There’s something oddly beautiful about an old medium being used to portray a modern commodity

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why are they praying against God’s master plan?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooooooohhhhhhh - they should put that on this poster then because I was absolutely thrown

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

AND gps has no idea which level you are on! “Turn left for the bridge” you can’t! “Recalculating” good luck!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Anyone needs help camping, Illinois allows camping

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where's J-hope!?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Walking Dead

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happy cakeday @binkyningy!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sushi with built-in chop sticks

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0