assertiveguy

7658 pts ยท July 29, 2013


I'm a latin teacher from Rio de Janeiro. Sorry for my bad grammar.

uh... Caligula died before Nero' government... or am I missing the joke?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jaguar

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jaguar

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I, too, am fascinated by the well informed comments.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

mmm, yeah, the last one is easier

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

But I cannot get outraged by your version! I'll therefore ignore it! Have a good day, sir!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This protest is more about open carry than about rape. It's to show how guns give you the power to make the world "safer".

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Specially if the attempt was successful

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was about to say that. Those are some capoeira kicks right there.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

as a white guy myself, I prefer to just let the evidence talk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shhh, we're are trying to use humor to make looking at her nude pictures without authorization socially acceptable. inb4 who needs feminism?

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 7

They're not irrelevant. They're just not the only way to spread mass violence. And they're still the most efficient one.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If you ever feel bad for expressing this opinion on imgur, remember half the guys here masturbate to hentai and the others are lying.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, thanks for the clarification.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"Dessert". You know. It's a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

daaaaw

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wish my female friends would understand what mansplaining is. Having to show them everytime how to avoid it is kinda tiring.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nice reference and appropriate response to neckbeardness. +1

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Question: if Bruce was a member of the Bate family, would Alfred call him Master Bate?

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 4

The only thing that baby elephant deserved was a hug, you insensible cunt!

10 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 7

Try mocking a veteran soldier or a male rape victim. Female victim doesn't count.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But say one thing about global warming and you're delusional...

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

About two pounds of special effects.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These aren't actually spiders, they are CG.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let's be real: this is not real.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Actually, it's "Historia DA Arte", not "DE Arte". This is probably portuguese.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the money arguably isn't enough. Killing an adult male lion like that may bring harm to the whole pride. You're killing more than one.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

But is he a merciful god? Is he a bald brazilian guy playing a persian king? No? I thought so.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOW I WANT A FALCON CALLED BETTER GREG! THANKS, IMGUR!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0