askjeeves28

556 pts ยท December 30, 2013


#2 -"Do we shoot Jim?" "Well, lets consult the deadly force triangle"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he is just always competing with his GF for who's the prettiest

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

swallowed a reed in his early childhood maybe? or that whole mouth piece

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How has no one said it yet? Pretty sure the official term is Fapanese

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hey there I'm high ranking military/police man; look at me be completely ineffective and quite douchey" - what feels like every comic ever

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

haha what police kidnap people with zipties? And also what police kidnap people? the second one probably has an answer..

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think any spontaneous, successful group effort is worth a cheer. just 100 people all o the same page? its kinda crazy

7 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

you people need to stop being so damn angry and click the arrow button. Just hate some more cuz it doesn't appeal to you? Like why tho

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theres a multitude of reasons a guy in sweats would grab his junk. Sweats are the most junk grabbinest clothes out there!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WILD HOSE. finally got it chief

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand and truly feel your unnecessary incredulousness at the coffee cup

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I read the article. I dont really understand the problem?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't the kid be imgur itself? if the front page sucked i assume a lot of the traffic for this site would disappear.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I searched it on google

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lateral height is the length of the cones sloped side. I had to look it up haha

7 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Haha I was at that padres game. I thought he handled it about as well as he could

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since when was the navy switching to brown boots? talkin bout just shore?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well jokes on them they can find me in my WOODEN coffin gg no re

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are treated differently because they are different. Depression vs diabetes? Or Paralysis? Is this for real?? WHAT IS THIS

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What is an equal opportunity dater? Do you balance what race of people you date on like an excel sheet?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think that could still be bad in a way, having to continuously find customers as opposed to a consistent buyer right?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2/2 the BAD news is that corners will be cut because the overall goal is to save/make money, not reform/help people

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, the GOOD thing is that high prices and low political acceptance of prison systems will lead to prison and sentence reforms. And..1/2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure most woman are in a good way 4 kids into their late 30's

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has no one noticed how fucked up the order of the picturees are? its fucked, all fucked up. what the fuck

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which crash are you talking about? My understanding is the the McCain suffered a steering failure

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which dude? The guy with the ostomy bag or the tsa agent?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just looking at this makes me have to poop. Visually stimulating my lactose intolerance haha

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I would be surprised if twitch didn't get a lot of flak for this. Metaphorically a shmorgishboard of hosts to choose from.

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

The app has asked for literally 0 permissions on my phone.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1