ashbee

16144 pts ยท June 12, 2011


My cat got constipated. Only accidently noticed him in the box straining. $700 for a sedated kitty enema.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Work on an ambulance. Have to convince injured patients to allow us to give them fentanyl because they hear so many stories like this.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you met many grandma's? There bed is always like 4 feet off the ground

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She has a level of dgaf that I can only aspire to

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The constant refreshing of the nremt page waiting for the application....

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On a 911 call, my partner came across a ramp made out of sheet rock. Yes it was raining.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men, take note

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat will spend a solid hour trying to wake me up in the morning. Meowing, walking on me, nuzzling my face. It's cute but I want to sleep

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The local animal sanctuary, Noah's arc, famous for their lion, tiger, bear trio, just euthanized all of their birds

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweat puddling in my eyes. Uninsulated aluminum boxes baking in the sun, with huge open doors.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me, in the back of a 98 degree ambulance trying to treat heat injuries all the way to cardiac arrest, trying to start IVs when I have

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their home has studio ghibli energy

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They had it coming

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I've treated a patient that was HIGHLIGHTER Yello. He went to hospice shortly after. Dozens of bottles of vodka in house.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#4 that's literally how I'm shaped as a woman lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok but when the book cover is the movie/TV version ?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nick fury sent his eye patch

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The same people who shame you for gastric sleeve would shame you got loosing a foot to diabetes. Fuck em.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone else wanna walk across them? No? Just me?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Snell too

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And just what are they going to do when we start getting sterilized to avoid murder charges

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get an electric pump if you don't already have onr

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The bobiverse series is wonderful

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Told my bf I've thought about getting sterilized now. He said that was a bit extreme. I said the attack on women's bodies is a bit extreme

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My man crush James Spader ?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My grandfather was blown from a tank and lost both legs. He was the only one in his tank to survive.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Downtown atl. Go late afternoon. Half price tickets, and no school groups.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My stray turned housecat allowed them to roll her onto her back and shave her belly without an issue

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0