arrpeebee

7009 pts ยท February 18, 2012


I run a sketch/improv comedy troupe. I do medical billing until we hit it big. I am a fat white guy who married a hot black chick. Basically I'm Peter Griffin w/jungle fever.

Man, I bet Hannibal would've been one hell of an NBA coach.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Appreciate your "concern" but you're trying to create something that isn't there. Move on, please.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wasn't complaining. Made a joke that fit a meme I giggled at today. No resentment. Been happily married for over 14 years.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes we use humor to exaggerate a situation. And I didn't sayit was a "good" marriage, but I'll say here now that it is a great one.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My pittie mix HATES the rain and will go so far as to not eat so that she won't have to poop. I like your pup's response better.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You and your family will be in our prayers.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because my fat butt sits on it sometimes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It gets us Episcopalians as well #CatholicLight

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

On Man vs. Food I saw something called Fat Ass Sauce from a diner in AK. I've never been able to find the recipe. Any help is appreciated.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

List is suspect for lack of cola wars causing us to not be able to take it any more.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's where we found him. We are assuming the car is not his mother but we're waiting for the DNA test / diagnostic results.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to say something mean back to you but 100+ years of reality won't let me.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Unfortunately they were right".

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I done tole you he ded.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Re: #1 - Yes. Yes I do. But I will be sure to ask politely & accept no for an answer without complaint.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am 42 and I also want these damn kids off my lawn

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Tempted to upvote just for the lack of the words "veggie chorizo"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot to mention benevolent Emperor Doom (long may he reign)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe it's the beer talking Marge...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rep...wait. What's happening? I love OC!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

GERONIMOUCH!!!!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SWEDGIN!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And absent toast

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is absolutely a way this wasn't scripted. Alphabet is one of the most common, well known improv games ever.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Paste Pot Pizzas. I love a good old school reference

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

BOOMSKI!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 is totally the Derp Night

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