arkidsencyclopedia

170 pts ยท January 1, 2015


Vern Troyer's a dick.

You are correct. A lot of down time in the reserves.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it false?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She does not. She has a dirtier dick than I do, and uses it to slap our leadership in the face whenever she feels the need.

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And I'm a jet mechanic for C130s, which is technically classified as a technician. I'm sure I know as much as or more than you about English

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I'm not offended by being called a mechanic, but I'd like to point out that I was an English major until I decided to adopt a trade.

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Also you are misusing irony, which I find ironic given your username.

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I have a counterexample. I'm a mechanic and my supervisor is a woman. She does not want to be seen as prim and proper.

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lol burn

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These criteria do not make an America America.

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Man, I was going to post this exact comment, verbatim. If it hadn't not gone to print without no one noticing, someone would have caught it.

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I think this is the best comment I've read in several days.

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:o

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nah

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Drug availability reflects extensive dependence

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You should feed your cats

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#96 Oh trouble shoveling snow? Let mommy rub her butt lube all over it, off you go.

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A girl licks her ice cream, but pushes it off the cone, cries. Ronald McDonald comes to cheer her up. She smiles. Cue catsplosion, and scene

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Don't force a conversation. If you have something interesting to say, say it and keep it nice and brief, then move on until next time.

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Who's that guy?

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The bartender asks, "Then why are you naked?"

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Uh, how old is Rob Stark again? About that long.

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When my mix tape drop

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That sounds like the worst amusement park ever.

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But the duckling is faster than he is, and may have a tendency to run ahead.

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Minute rice if you want to commit pigeon genocide.

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What if you measure yourself against other people's retardedness, but everyone you've ever known is also retarded?

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He should have said ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli.

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According to a male porn star's ama, it was optional, so usually they were not.

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I don't believe that you are an airport security officer.

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Consider this, if pandas die out I will have nothing left to live for and I'm taking the rest of you bitches with me.

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