archmage7

55 pts · April 14, 2017


if i got paid for helping an old lady cross the street, did i really do a good deed?

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

the answer doesnt HAVE to be higher minimum wage, there are much better solutions like anti-trust laws that destroy monopolies

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

damn can republicans and democrats side on one thing without people saying “oh youre just agreeing with me cause ____” like dude just unite

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 24

the bridge started on the ceiling and the bridge got larger and lower the more ants that joined

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

what are you releasing it on?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

oh haha

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you could buy enough taco bell to fill the grand canyon with that

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

some sick fucks prefer crunchy peanut butter

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

meta

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

do you hate koreans?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i was hoping someone would mention shrek

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lmao, u got me there

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whats funny is those sayings are also what you say right before a fight too

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

heh, its catching on

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would assume a double double is 4 scoops

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ive also seen her butthole

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its funny cause its true

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

16 people from new jersey saw this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Homeless guy with AIDS here, cant wait to jack off and sleep in the free nap room! Thanks bro!

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 6

Oh if only you knew, universal healthcare is like the ministry of love in 1984 in that its doublespeak.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More like flicking a toothpick into the grand canyon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe someone needs to reward you with food when you spell correctly

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

When you decide who runs your country based on a fictional fairy tale

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if everyone just stuck to waiting til youre married to have sex and not getting divorced these things wouldnt happen.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

v

8 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

I never even imagined diet a&w even existed. Who the fuck drinks diet soda just drink water you fat bastard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 9

Only when you account for hispanics as white people

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0