apt311

13954 pts ยท August 21, 2015


This is my public profile.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't sea that coming

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Exactly why I am working out. It's not much, but I am going to pick up and play with my two year old well past him being embarrassed by it!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good point!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To facilitate easy drawing of the symbols of control elements, the control arrows of variable units may be extended and bent to accept the control elements

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On that note, the urologist that performed my vasectomy was joking/bitching about something to do with his job with the two attending nurses while he was actively doing my vasectomy. He glanced over and asked me if he should retire. I responded, "Sure, but could you wait like 10-15 minutes?"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I really try to refrain from making the obvious jokes in a medical setting because I am sure they've heard them all, but when my wife was about to be taken back for her colonoscopy I said, "Time for your close-up!" The nurse laughed and my wife glared at me. Win - Win!

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

I have nipples.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Complete step-by-step guide to catch a cat:

1. Have a box

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Home Depot paint dept, but still not fun.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I first read this as she was rolling the paint on with her body.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I smell toast.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm just gonna enjoy my ignorance on this one.

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone-age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a"

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Yeah, that's not even a square.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

sploosh

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's a cool stick though.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pringles come in a tube, thankyouverymuch.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh. I thought this video/gif predated the blue line flag.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's for the serious bugs.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What about the pickle slicer?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I just saw that episode this weekend, one of my new favorites.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How's that?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

#11 I just found out a coworker makes her check marks backwards. Like literally facing the wrong direction. I called her a psycho.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am most concerned by the fact that he didn't compress the sides together first. Trapezoid table bothers me.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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Have you tried it with other frozen concentrates? I assume it would still work with apple or orange.

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