Fluff level: Russian
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141
Any love here for Keira Knightley?
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332
At least it's not a penis!
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1655
Star Trek cuff links
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5
180
Threadless T-Shirt, not my design
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2
118
"I Could Pee on This" by Francesco Marciuliano
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33
Cuz I'm a frigid bitch!
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914
I'm going to take you home and read you so hard.
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50
If houses were designed by children
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470
I hope you enjoy my tiny Christmas tree. Sans banana.
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272
Kurt Vonnegut's advice to a friend teaching a writer's workshop in Iowa
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99
Who knew "Don't Speak" is actually about laryngitis?
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60
What a crazy random happenstance!
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When I'm bored at work, I like to draw character/plot development charts
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73