Fluff level: Russian
Any love here for Keira Knightley?
At least it's not a penis!
Star Trek cuff links
Threadless T-Shirt, not my design
"I Could Pee on This" by Francesco Marciuliano
Cuz I'm a frigid bitch!
I'm going to take you home and read you so hard.
If houses were designed by children
I hope you enjoy my tiny Christmas tree. Sans banana.
Kurt Vonnegut's advice to a friend teaching a writer's workshop in Iowa
Who knew "Don't Speak" is actually about laryngitis?
What a crazy random happenstance!
When I'm bored at work, I like to draw character/plot development charts