apollo729

595 pts ยท June 27, 2011


It wasn't all for nothing, a lot of people got a lot of money out of it. The cost in human lives was a very small price.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not for nothing, but forcing kids to eat when they say they are full is part of why we are so fat.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seedbox, $13 a month.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

He was just trying to get some consistency out of those conservative mother fuckers.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think it's cool imgur does this just for my birthday.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got that same chair and that leather is going to fall off.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not for nothing, but I pointed out to my mom she was spending $40 a week at Dunkin getting a large coffee she didn't even drink half of.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 year old upon seeing my new 40 ounce water bottle said I was going to die for 5 minutes when I drank water out of it. Kids say weird shit.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People acting like this is made up but my 5 year old just asked me if my electric driver was my machine gun.

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I got the same chair and that leather is going to fall off.

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Post office is worse, people just standing and talking to each other, blocking the way everyone has to walk. Take that shit outside.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The trans/sissy section on Tumblr was a true loss for that community. Not sure if they would return though.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

OJ had sex w/ Ray J too?

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

High school economic teacher, but, he killed himself after he lost everything in the 2006 housing bubble, so we'll never know for sure.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sneezing and having a little something poke through seems to happen twice a year.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was way younger, my cousin got stuck in a drier at the laundromat. It's all fun and games until you have to use the jaws-of-life.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 36

Hating what someone does isn't the same thing as hating them.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Just replaced my shed roof not too long ago, the plywood peeled back enough to let water in, for years it seems.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We lack details of your girlfriend's relationship with your grandma, if they were close she could be grieving in her own way.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure, but, you need a very impressive package to begin w/ and even then the real money is in gay porn.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If I eat Jalapeno it burns when I pee the next day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought she was great in Thor Ragnarok.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My enormous cousin once took a dump so big it destroyed the plumbing in my grandmothers house and the main sewer line on the street.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Press F for his butt, just start w/ small dildos and work your way up.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Annie Parisse can take whatever she wants off my plate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True story, in elementary school we did the same thing, until one day the Fire Marshal came and pulled the alarm, took 15 min to start evac.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0