apesnake

10758 pts ยท June 1, 2016


Dont threaten me with a good time.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When you get home, use the rule of wrist on her.

6 years ago | Likes 76 Dislikes 2

No, it means I rub your nose in it when its over.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I'd use lacroix.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Obi wan bologna.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought Uranus was in space. Apparently its somewhere in the atlantic ocean?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mmmmmm....munn's bunns.

6 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 3

Well, if he's trying to take the water on your knee out with a pair of tweezers, I'd say yes, be concerned.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A face that says "I dropped my taco and have lost my will to live."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like this. The leaves make it a comforting fuck you.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dont forget the part where you have to wipe 80 times.

6 years ago | Likes 700 Dislikes 2

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 22

The nightman doesnt stand a chance.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At least it's cute. In my book, that's a win.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Sigh...*unzips pants*

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 10

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope bran's peener works in the book ending.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"I'm sorry, little one."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought Jack Johnson was a term for something else.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I vote for bran, and his penor is fully functional."

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I prefer jojen paste.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 3

Ned would have told you...but he didn't listen.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love all three shows, even if the endings aren't what I'd hoped for. Still holding out hope for thrones.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0