apathyboy

7891 pts ยท September 2, 2015


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The old man the boat.

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Maybe they just have a stutter. Or they're using police as a verb.

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I thought it was his last name

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Too much caramelized onion, square sandwich cut in non-regulation undiagonal fashion. 7/10. Tits technically impressive, good jiggle. 8/10.

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finally an Oglaf comic with no dicks in it

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"Oh no, my lobster is too buttery and my steak is too juicy"

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I had to go to work every day as usual while listening to people constantly bitching about how hard it was getting paid to not go to work. GO WORK AT A GAS STATION OR A SUPERMARKET OR SOME OTHER "ESSENTIAL SERVICE" MCJOB THEN YOU HYPOCRITICAL SHITS.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#25

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

keming? Someone should flick your ear for that one

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Show some respect, use Ryan Thomas Gosling's and Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin's full name

5 days ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Ah yes, the magnificent blue ringed octopus.

6 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

We had a guy come in with a completely fucked SCR system on his Titan. After some diag it turned out that someone had filled his DEF tank with diesel fuel. Cost him roughly $10 000 to fix it. His story was the last place he fueled up was Oregon, by an attendant, and the gas station conveniently deleted its security footage after 24 hours. Maybe he was just angling for a sympathy discount or didn't want to look stupid, but maybe not.

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Jesus christ all the hair on my neck stood up till I realized it was a tube and not just an open topped slide.

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Truly the most intimidating of predators

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exact same thing happened to me when I tried to fingerbang a french girl.

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Since "doin it in the butt" was a thing.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm your sister!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thats a fine lookin butt

1 week ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Don't you see? The moisture was inside you all along!

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Obligatory SMBC*
*Obligatory as in I'm obliged to make as many people feel :/ as I am capable of.

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Indian propane market bullish

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