apaeter

1983 pts ยท May 3, 2014


I'm a terrible person.

on the other hand, that means the russian people have to watch tucker carlson, which i wouldnt wish on my worst enemy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

b) I forgot b, c) thanks for the info, tho! :)

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a) I knew that reference was too old!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

C-C-C-C-C-COCAINE!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Maybe the reflective filter made the camera slightly readjust the light settings? TBH, I pulled this guess right out of my ..., but maybe?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hashtag relatable

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

it's called "dry-aged" now and that'll be 70 dollars a pound, thank you very much

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 0

maybe off topic, but is it really ok to film people without their knowledge and then put them online? seems to be common now, but...

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Eh, I dunno. I love(d?) Louis, but I had really hoped he would find the words to explain and redeem himself. Now that it seems he can't...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eh, at this point it's probably easier to wait till the last generation of managers who give a shit about tattoos retires.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's his lung.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My favorite ACDC line: "She had the face of an angel, smiling with sin, the body of Venus with arms" they're right tho, sounds pretty hot ;)

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is that really THE problem with the dark brotherhood, tho? ;D

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

lol - knows no details about the incident but sides with the car running people over. stay classy. :)

7 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 14

this comment was when I got it :(

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that iron throne style wall of shoe templates ("thingies"?) is terrifying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(ok first of all I was kidding, but:) I'm talking about names like "x", "y", "a", f(x, y). although I kinda like "dwoeoqwj" now ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but that's basically as much work as commenting the code properly! :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

"What in the world make a brown-eyed girl turn blue when everything I ever do, I do it for you, and I go lalalalala" ... et cetera. :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They say comedy is all in subverting expectations, so why can't I stop laughing at this? :)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is it slightly funny that verne troyer threw high or is that just me being an asshole?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's why I'm not afraid of the alleged muslim takeover of Europe - I want in on that Kaftan fashion, and I don't care what it takes :)

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

85mm seems close to an average distance between pupils. That got anything to do with it, or is that stupid. (I feel I should google this :))

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Maybe you should read up on what people actually mean when they use terms like "white privilege", it's not as dumb as you apparently think.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 56

eh, relax, "they" said this about eveything ever, and I see no evidence that this gen is worse than mine (b. 1981, dunno what that's called)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just to confirm: when I request 2 pairs of chopsticks with my sushi order, I'm not fooling anyone, right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...there are many like it...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"Baron Edward von Sheeran", not "Baron von Edward Sheeran", surely?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

plus the flight to Florida, the drive to the base, you know it all adds up. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

"In all honesty the last two I backed over with my car. Luckily they turned out to be drug dealers." - Frank Drebin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0