I was thinking. I know it's dangerous, but I was... Married, childless, love to read, love gadgets. Apple fan (don't hate me). Want to buy toys but my wife is all about "savings and investments"... sigh.... One day I'll own my Tesla.... one day.
I was thinking. I know it's dangerous, but I was... Married, childless, love to read, love gadgets. Apple fan (don't hate me). Want to buy toys but my wife is all about "savings and investments"... sigh.... One day I'll own my Tesla.... one day.
Yep. She’s 5’3 and I’m 6’8.
Darn tootin.
Yes?
Nice. I seriously want one of these, however the UK bobbies would have a coronary.
Shut the fuck up Carl.
Did you come here to hunt? Or make luuuvvvveeee?
Plenty of online stores sell it. Or so I'm told...
Wig.
I wonder if urinating yourself is socially acceptable in situations like this....
That means nothing except that he wears shirts and has a dog.
Somebody will probably create some crypto currency to exchange for it.
Looks more like you about to suck a pole.
Man i gotta watch this movie again...
Awesome awesome.... What the fuck is that?
Didn't know that. Cool.
No Chelsea supporters here buddy. You're in the wrong neighbourhood. Keep stepping.
Given.
Try, just try, to tell me you hate Lil' BUB. I'll downvote you hard.....
Much more pointy.
"Use the ladder to get it off."
Hence "ex".
This will be my wife soon, lying in the bath in the newly tiled bathroom, spotting all the little mistakes the tiler made.
Please have Courage!
Yeah it's not the millennials fault. It's the people raised from 50s to 80s making the rules now and fucking it up.
You mean Gareth Bale?
I have one!
Did somebody spent a hella time to rake those leaves? Was it the dog owner? Good on the dog. Not the owner? Bad owner.
It's sickening. Sickening. Does anybody have an address where this will be happening? Sickening. Satnav coordinates? Do I bring drinks?
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Free candy? You better believe this brit is on board.