anniishere

1932 pts · December 20, 2013


I'm German. Short German jokes for you! +Was geht? -Alles was Beine hat! +Geht ein Opa um die Ecke, was fehlt? -Die Oma! +Was geht ab? -Alles was nicht fest ist! -Rollt eine Kugel um die Ecke und fällt um. Hope it was funny! :D

She played Nicks stripper girlfriend

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just wait till the talking phase begins, you're gonna be entertained

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What in the

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

My sister would always leave scratches on my neck and face, people were assuming I got a cat ;_;

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What show?

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Are the calls from the parents themselves or from other people?

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Jup, stopped watching after Nathan was gone

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That's neato

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick Google Search - the facebook post and the funeral picture are not linked to each other, the baby didn't shoot itself.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

On top of that, it's hella expensive

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I feel very bad for her kids, but last seen in an alley almost 10 days ago? She gone

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Well the parents left their baby alone in a car

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This one is 6h ago and the other one 5h, so yea this one is older

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess in Turkey it's common... My friend is turkish and relatives talk about getting her arranged. Also her parents->arranged cousins

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huch, wo läuft die?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What is wrong with THAT child

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wusste gar nicht dass das Abi schreiben solange geht :o und ich dachte mittlere Reife wäre hart

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah once one of ihr Chicken had a little wound and the other chicken were picking it because raw flesh

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My sister did the exact same thing! My parents only told me how they thought about exorcism at that point lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I felt bad, but I also smiled

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah it's like you don't care if you fall asleep while watching it... well for me it is

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh god, I watched the video of this... I cried so much

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone who had French for four years, I understood nothing.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Elisabeth is the German version of Elizabeth. Same with Suzanne - Susanne.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Dozens!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Das wusste ich nicht.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In Germany there was also a part only for pregnancy... dead babies everywhere... jesus christ I almost cried

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0