Although you would never guess by the stilted, painful writing in my profile - I am actually quite witty and charming in person. No. Really.
Although you would never guess by the stilted, painful writing in my profile - I am actually quite witty and charming in person. No. Really.
My older sister took 14 year old me to see Stop Making Sense at the Fine Arts Theater in Chicago. Good time.
More like SUCKulent amirite??
What has four thumbs and polydactyly? THIS guy!
Whenever someone asks my address I instinctively say “1060 W Addison”. I don’t have any control over it - it just comes out.
I thought they were gonna go funny and be like “No Luke is playing hide and seek and I promised I wouldn’t tell you where he is” “Oh! OK!”
God DAMMIT I wish she would run for pres. I’d vote for her in a heartbeat.
That’s actually a legit medical symptom. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sense_of_impending_doom?wprov=sfti1
And a lot of awful metal bands as well…
Best song to feature the word “bowel”
Thank you!
"The sky above the port was the color of television tuned to a dead channel. He never saw Molly again."
I’m sorry - I didn’t mean anything by it - The Last Man is great but Saga…..easily the best graphic novel of all time.
You would mention that One and not Saga???
Should be called The Taking Boy
Syndactyly. But reminds me of a good joke - who has four thumbs and polydactyly? THIS guy!
They played soulless, sanitized, corporate “rock”. And seemed WAY too pleased with the way they were doing it. Omg - are you Huey?
Good GOD I fucking hated that band.
It would be impossible to reconnect all the cranial nerves
I never understood why he would go to the trouble of putting a brain in the head instead of just obtaining a head with a brain still in it
Not saying you’re wrong but they could’ve just edited out the uggos and fatties
And she kicks a metric fuckton of ass
I love the flamboyant typing
My first exposure to Russel Crowe. Scary as fuck.
I thought her earring was teeth…
Is Ellie wearing a day collar?
Kelly is Addison Lee. Yes she does. Or at least she did.
Where Joe Biden “one”