andy1max

72024 pts ยท February 16, 2015


I'm 62 years old, and an English major.

Why can't that be me on the leash?

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I tried , but we had this bet, and now we're married 29 years, so what can I do.

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have to catch my breath.

9 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Oh, boy, did you get that right. Sigh.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I keep doing these things?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And that's cold?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why was it called the "Cold" War?

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would let them sit ON me!

9 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How come Whose Line Is It Anyway is so darn funny?

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, you know.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How tall are they?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It seems to have cleared up overnight, thank God! I mean, I'm not entirely healed yet, but a lot of the symptoms have gone away! I'm breathing much more easily now.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Okay.

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fluids yes, but I can't sleep because the disorder keeps me awake. (It is related to my urinary tract.) It's supposed to be healing, but I suspect it's not. I will have to contact my doctor if this keeps up.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The doctor says it isn't.

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why doesn't the anti-biotic work?

9 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True. And because I like you.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why do I participate?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Times is keeping his mouth shut.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's actually what I say when people ask me how I am. They don't know that I consider that fact a calamity. Oh well.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They will come.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will things ever return to normal?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Again?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How could it happen again?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, in the Netherlands. So it just turned Friday 45 minutes ago.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm getting that just by looking at her!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where do you live?

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, if you're rich.

10 months ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

True dat.

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0