androopy

4169 pts ยท June 20, 2016


What did the pirate say we he turned 4 score? Aye matey

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

When my gf (now wife) and I combined finances into a joint account, I sent every transfer as "Weed Money". Bank didn't think it was funny.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

That's a fried pork cutlet. We're talking about schooners

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Epi-tome" for me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the corner of Victoria and Dundas, looking towards Yonge. I've stood in that spot many times. Very cool!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thats okay. The passengers couldn't sit through the whole thing either.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

None.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone in T.O. was arrested for throwing poo during a protest this past weekend... the "always pooping" might belong in the middle.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#2 so crypto is like Canadian Tire Money?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mornin'! Nice day for fishing, ain't it? Hu ha!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Coincidentally, truck drivers and Taco Bell

4 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

MORNIN'!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

What?

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Manitoba plates? Those would be on a 10-15 year old Subaru Outback. Lifted truck with the rim package SCREAMS Alberta plates.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

DIS IS THE 'APPIEST FOOKIN DAY OF MY LIFE!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My gut says Newfoundland. Couple of bottles of Screech and those pesky Danes won't dare come back

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What do you mean "beer"? -an Ontarian

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

A moose probably would spend a lot of time up in Muskoka during the summer, pandemic or not. Was the moose quoted as saying "Folks" ?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never Never Forget Forgive I M P E R I A L

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Mounties" is the commonly-used shorthand. You could go with AMAB

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No one told me life was gonna be this way

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 OMG that's the craziest thing I've ever seen! $1.54/gal?!?!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

13.50 ERA. Yikes.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It all started two Thanksgivings ago... that's two years ago on Thanksgiving

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The Group W bench is a great reference. I have that song in the rotation when I'm making a long-ish drive somewhere.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

.....that's amore?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0