96 pts ยท August 3, 2015
if this makes it to the front page, I'll send you noods.
That Darn Cat.
TIL what trainspotting actually was.
And not too expensive.
*sighs and unzips*
What does the Funk and Wagnalls say
I'm so...sorry.
Dang it, beat me to it.
Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
I can hear the intensified breathing.
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Who is Lil Sebastian? Why do you care so much about a pony?
Ya'll hungry for some Whataburger and to go down to ye old HEButts?
Exactly what I expected.
I don't really understand this post...or the conversation. What?
Indeed.
I am Groot?
A FULL body massage!
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
Coven.
But...what if it's a slide for marbles?
Did you just assume my dog's gender?
I was always hit on the head and told "stop moving your head" when my dad did my hair.
Pragmatic.
Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.
I LIKE TURTLES.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Do you want Pinhead? Because this is how you get Pinhead.
All of my dreams come true. Black and blue and broken bones, you left me here I'm all alone. My LNI piggy needed something new...
No, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail you to that tree.
That Darn Cat.
TIL what trainspotting actually was.
And not too expensive.
*sighs and unzips*
What does the Funk and Wagnalls say
I'm so...sorry.
Dang it, beat me to it.
Stop. My penis can only get so erect.
I can hear the intensified breathing.
[COMMENT REDACTED]
Who is Lil Sebastian? Why do you care so much about a pony?
Ya'll hungry for some Whataburger and to go down to ye old HEButts?
Exactly what I expected.
I don't really understand this post...or the conversation. What?
Indeed.
I am Groot?
A FULL body massage!
All glory to the Hypnotoad.
Coven.
But...what if it's a slide for marbles?
Did you just assume my dog's gender?
I was always hit on the head and told "stop moving your head" when my dad did my hair.
Pragmatic.
Well, shit. There goes the neighborhood.
I LIKE TURTLES.
I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
Do you want Pinhead? Because this is how you get Pinhead.
All of my dreams come true. Black and blue and broken bones, you left me here I'm all alone. My LNI piggy needed something new...
No, and if you ask me again I'm going to nail you to that tree.