andrewbert

4632 pts · September 1, 2014


If you're reading this, I just wanted to let you know: I like you just the way you are. But get a haircut and then change everything about yourself.

number one

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the ground they're always in control, and when you say Miami, you're talking Superbowl cause we're the Miami dolphins, Miami dolphins, Miami

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Miami has the dolphins the greatest football team they take the ball from goal to goal like no one's ever seen they're in the air they're on

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just imagine the superhero we could create by gene splicing all the fart and puke related traits into one man

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL WHAT?! When was this supposed to have been?! Fuck, people wearing rose-tinted nostalgia glasses piss me off

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same fukken here

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Have you guys considered getting another map of approximately the same size but that encompasses all of the (continental) United States?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

st from all of the down interfaces that we didn’t actually need to be monitoring.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no I mean like our monitoring system monitors switch and router interfaces and when our cabling was all janky like that it was all red ju

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your monitoring system must have just been solid fucking red before you fixed the cabling

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopyrupa I don’t know who you are but I am always so delighted when I get informed your posts make FP. It feels like my team is winning.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to think COPD and mesothelioma were made up by law firms for use in their commercials.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This feels like a dig at young people instead of just news organizations. Like, why? I doubt they would have a ‘hard time’ believing this.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like that you did (most of) the Guardians of the Galaxy at the end there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well fuck me. You’re prompt, helpful, and engaging. I will follow you to the end

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this movie*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but I will now be watching it when I get off work this morning.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hopyrupa I don’t know who you are or why I get notified when you make the front page but I didn’t know these movies started Martin freeman

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I prefer and encourage natural, but I’m not an idiot, I work so I put on deo. However, I’d never fault someone for wearing or not wearing it

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean you think it sucks a person died. Given the person of course you’ll feel guilt for thinking it sucks but yeah, you’re compassionate.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it’s not “my” house.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh and that wasn’t sarcasm or bragging, my house is really small compared to other houses but big compared to microhouses.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s rad as hell, I want to do the same someday. I hate living in a house that’s big and doesn’t have wheels, I wanna build a microhome!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That cat looks like he knows all truths, told and untold, from the beginning of time to entropy’s death. And he’s super cute too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then everybody clapped and that stupid libertarian redneck’s name? Albert Einstein.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thing that cheeses me off is I would be interested in reading a lot of anyway but the stupid title just turns me off from opening it

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At the very least he should be fired if this is true. School boards aren’t overly fond of teachers who poison children.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1