andreik

6309 pts · September 5, 2012


Gratifying reminisces of pisses past: her snowflaked nose and sand-choked hair

Find you a man that looks at you the way John Travolta looks at Christian Slater

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 534

Wheel keeps turnin’

Points 5
Comments 2
Views 782

When my TV program's sponsor is sitting to my left and I have proof that he blows goats

Points 20
Comments 0
Views 93935

MFW Gary Oldman shoots me in the head

Points 11
Comments 8
Views 2844

Triple Rainbow

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 222

When rugby players criticize hockey players for not hitting on the "ball"

Points 16
Comments 9
Views 511

My reaction as I slowly realize Freamon is going to help me fake a serial killer

Points 5
Comments 4
Views 4043

The Captain's Reaction When I Refuse to Give Him Back His Missile Key

Points 6
Comments 7
Views 456

1966 Was a Great Year for England. Eric Was Born.

Points 10
Comments 11
Views 145

MFW I walk in to the loo to take a piss and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 948

Trying to Keep Up with Whatever It Is That's Going On

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 355

When the love is gone but you made a pact

Points 18
Comments 3
Views 670

Just keeping my nose out of it all

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 4616

Now let's celebrate with a cold glass of turnip juice.

Points 12
Comments 4
Views 1477

Sunset on Mars

Points 30
Comments 7
Views 106

That could be a record right there

Points 16
Comments 2
Views 692

MRW Stone Cold unexpectedly returns to come help The Rock win the WWF title

Points 4
Comments 13
Views 6286

When John Bender suddenly realizes he has become everything he once stood against

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 1254

"Better make it three extra large." - Your buddy on the phone firing up some pizza for the boys

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 103917

When you successfully sneak out the girlfriend's place and can head home for some glorious cat-free sleep

Points 23
Comments 26
Views 815

"He's not seeing me. I'll get him later."

Points 5
Comments 7
Views 279646

My reaction after telling you to start asking the right fucking questions

Points 7
Comments 6
Views 4196

The Sublime

Points 17
Comments 9
Views 3725

The Shawinigan Handshake

Points 6
Comments 10
Views 2400

MFW I find my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn

Points 55
Comments 2
Views 31967

Sunset on Mars

Points 25
Comments 4
Views 838
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