Find you a man that looks at you the way John Travolta looks at Christian Slater
Wheel keeps turnin’
When my TV program's sponsor is sitting to my left and I have proof that he blows goats
MFW Gary Oldman shoots me in the head
Triple Rainbow
When rugby players criticize hockey players for not hitting on the "ball"
My reaction as I slowly realize Freamon is going to help me fake a serial killer
The Captain's Reaction When I Refuse to Give Him Back His Missile Key
1966 Was a Great Year for England. Eric Was Born.
MFW I walk in to the loo to take a piss and catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror
Trying to Keep Up with Whatever It Is That's Going On
When the love is gone but you made a pact
Just keeping my nose out of it all
Now let's celebrate with a cold glass of turnip juice.
Sunset on Mars
That could be a record right there
MRW Stone Cold unexpectedly returns to come help The Rock win the WWF title
When John Bender suddenly realizes he has become everything he once stood against
"Better make it three extra large." - Your buddy on the phone firing up some pizza for the boys
When you successfully sneak out the girlfriend's place and can head home for some glorious cat-free sleep
"He's not seeing me. I'll get him later."
My reaction after telling you to start asking the right fucking questions
The Sublime
The Shawinigan Handshake
MFW I find my giant foam cowboy hat and air horn
Sunset on Mars