amluan

58603 pts ยท August 17, 2013


Danish. SLP and audiologist. Notorious muffin baker. Artist. Generally one happy pigeon. Feel free to look me up for a pint if you're in Copenhagen. I might even bake you muffins. No shit. Currently residing in Copenhagen - give a holler!

#1 Why are those lips so disturbingly humanlike?

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

#23 Pretty sure most of the condiments in the fridge are older than me.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I read that differently.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*centuries

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get crisis therapy now. It will be worth the money in the long run. You are atm in an emotional and psychological crisis and likely shock

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you can cook, cook meals that can go in the freezer and be heated. Be actively helpfull. Your company is important /love

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Methotraxate is also used to treat various other rheumatoid illnesses. Incl. mine. Thank F*** I'm not from the US. This is sickening.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

It's like you assume these people have an ounce of common sense

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Aaaw <3 Pitties

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3/10 sneaks. 20/10 cute.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I get soooo much acne from wearing facial protection due to condensation. ( I work in rehabilitation with people at risk)

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Safe distance hug and I hope you get offered some kind of councelling. That is harsh.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good girl!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God I can't deal with the American president level of stupidity today.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

My dad have heart issues and had a collapsed lung. "But we need to go get a new lawnmower! Its essential" - My mom

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like pet day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CSI techniques

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone with chronic pain - yes. Very much so!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an intense dislike of long nails. They're yucky :(

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I just had a nap and I drooled on my BFs chest. It's a way us females mark our territory.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless you actually kill and dismembers people, this is BS. Feelings does not equal truth. You are worthy

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can relate. BF is x-champ in swimming, martial arts teacher and general really fit. Me - proud to do 5 KM run. :)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BF - dude, that's disgusting. Know social boundaries!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That is lovely!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0