ambiantlight

632 pts · April 30, 2019


The timing is important. After the midterms, when the speaker for the senate goes becomes Dem, then Trump and JD can board the express plane to the bottom of the ocean.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I'm Gaza it was a very effective way to clear land for Trump branded casinos. Why not try it on Iran.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Traditionally, those sentenced to execution by gibbet are left locked in their cage to rot until the cage is needed for another execution. I think he could be left there indefinitely. Perhaps if he was suspended under a cliff, an outhouse could be built over it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe? We all know the pee tape is real!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That or Vlads Polonium Special Blend line of tea.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The great thing about cyber trucks is you don't need an expensive spike strip to take one out. A couple handfulls of rocks on the road is more than enough.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Notably, both Israelis and Palestinians are semitic peoples. Israel's attack on Gaza is itself an anti-semitic war crime.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

One of my favourite profs in university told me "the key to great writing is the answer to the question 'what can I get away with?'"

1 year ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Even more fun, if instead they had continued making my favourite rts series : (

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always assumed it was an old timey plural of new. Like the news is a collection of all the new things.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A minor amendment, I think we would be better to give them a chance to give away their money. Perhaps a one month window should be good. Failure to prove they no longer control the money after the month puts them in the book.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Kerning isn't a sex thing knowledge of it will hurt more than any carnel knowledge ever could.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Vancouver there is a separate text line. When I lived there I used it to report people being awful at bus stops occasionally.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss Turkish coffee so much. It's so good!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look, I can prove these things aren't single use plastic because when they announced they were getting rid of them in BC I saved every one of them for months and I immediately get rid of the crap cardboard ones to replace it with one of my collection of plastic ones.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Florida man gropes party guests feet, then insists they eat him and drink his blood—subsequently sentenced to death.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, do you mean supreme court rapist, Brett Kavanagh?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know, there does seem to be a strong correlation between Christians and gun violence, maybe we do need to bring Jesus into it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just refuse to call her that. She is just Margery Green. As I Canadian, I can usually refer to her as "that dumb female republican" and people around me seem to know who I mean.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#29 it's probably wrong that my objection is about ruining the whiskey

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'mma need a dial device too.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I nicked a chunk of kitchen counter thrown out after a reno.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dumb friend doesn't understand what the four little channels are for. Could someone explain them?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you didn't fall for it, you instead got to punch the arm of the person making the sign. If you see the sign, you know what to do.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When I was in highschool, we would make that sign and if you looked at it, would declare "made you look" and punch your arm.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the sorting room I work in, we are required to send unlabelled packages for destruction. It's very frustrating we can't do more.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could just pull off 3 months of my 3 bed 1 bath in rural BC...

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0