altuser998

145 pts ยท June 27, 2018


Gotta upvote John Candy!

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Found the Californian

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is he though, really?

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 24

This guy gets it.

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Walk like an Egyptian...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3. Be careful to play yourself or others, don't use children.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When your ear buds are blasting music and your trying to concentrate on vaping and texting, you probably won't notice the emergency vehicle.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if he is human.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Is licking an ecoli dispenser a healthy choice?

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But that one lime tie facing the wrong way...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Says the guy from Kentucky

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You misspelled Kentucky.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I was totally expecting elder scrolls to show up after that fade.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where's the ranch dressing?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To be fair, she isn't praying. She is playing a game.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Parachute, I don't think that word means what you think it means

6 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

The same can be said of every politician in DC.

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 18

That would be a cool trick.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a cat that will shake, sit, lay down and roll over. Basically trained Like a dog.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

It's like watching a toddler trying to kick a ball.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh, how I want this video with sound.

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It cuts off before we can see the UFO sticking out of the bottom.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but don't ask my wife.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lies. Men don't use body wash.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Does she know about the shrinkage?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I didn't realize it wasn't until I read your post.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's still a thing. Toysmith makes a version called laser x.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0