alphanumerikk

5767 pts ยท October 14, 2012


If this makes it to the front page, I'll take a shot of Tabasco with my eyes.

#23 probably because people don't rub dust, hair and other shit that's on the floor all over their genitals before someone goes down on them

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You forgot the /s right? Right?!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 16

Soooo how much is a probulator? Asking for a uhh... friend.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is the way

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This is the behaviour of a man that got unwillingly dragged through the court system and had zero say in keeping his children or property.

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I can see her accent

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The Simpsons did it second

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you fax this to a landline, scan it then upload it?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#41 imma go ahead and add this to the list of things I really didn't need to see today

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyone have the original of this?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh I can believe it ..I'd lose every playoff series too if they paid me 10 million a year.

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Why are you supposed to hate him?

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Cyka blyat! Feed that damn cat already you monster

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The Azeris built a theme-park around dead Armenian soldiers so their kids can practice strangling them, state sanctioned hatred is real

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I'm in the same boat, family is constantly telling me "find a wife, have kids" as if I can't be happy otherwise.

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Can't speak for OP but as a guy in his 30s, I'm incessantly nagged by family to "get married, have kids" as if I can't be happy otherwise.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Goes for men too, I'm 34 and am constantly bombarded with "get married, have kids" from everyone as if I can't be happy otherwise.

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It's not just women, I'm a man and have the same barrage of "get married, have kids" thrown at me from family all the time. No interest!

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Just crawled out of the shitabyss

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#1 this dog looks like it can drink me under the table

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Interesting take, I appreciate the technique but am not sure about the form.

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Where's your helmet Mando?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mr. Pickles, good boy.

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My clogged arteries remember this and also McDonalds cakes

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's a good girl???

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Liquor Cat Board of Ontario

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"have you heard of our dark Lord and saviour, Satan?" -goat probably

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I see you have MTS (multiple tank syndrome). So do I, just bought another 10 gallon to breed cherry shrimp

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Santa Maria!

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