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261425 pts · April 1, 2012


Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife — chopping off what’s incomplete and saying: "Now it’s complete because it’s ended here."

Title not important, only post.

Points 16
Comments 17
Views 57

Two minutes from the office, and I'm going back home.

Points 6
Comments 8
Views 84

look what i found at the flea market. it is real.

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 60

I have to start paying better attention

Points 13
Comments 11
Views 65

Another good reason to have a cat.

Points 37
Comments 3
Views 49

As I head home, I leave you with a young Martha Stewart.

Points 16
Comments 4
Views 55

Photoshop keyboard shortcuts. Figured you guys might find this useful.

Points 20
Comments 3
Views 539

Non-mobile users will know our pain!

Points 7
Comments 0
Views 73

Found a live stream TWD link 11 minutes after the episode started. Have to wait until tomorrow. I'm sure there's literally dozens of us, so I'll post my favorite TWD gif.

Points 13
Comments 3
Views 747

It's tomato.

Points 21
Comments 34
Views 129

Alternate ending.

Points 30
Comments 8
Views 46

While in the shower this morning, I declared I would eat healthier. Came out of the bedroom and my wife had made eggs, bacon, and thick cheddar melted on everything bagels for breakfast.

Points 30
Comments 6
Views 6220

DAMN the torpedoes.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 64

fuck

Points 26
Comments 7
Views 39

MRW my wife suddenly remembered she forgot to take her birth control.

Points 26
Comments 3
Views 111

a real decision was made here

Points 27
Comments 5
Views 55

When you're in a store, and you lock eyes with someone also grooving to the music.

Points 104
Comments 13
Views 1480

I just love this.

Points 35
Comments 4
Views 60

It's a scary thought.

Points 32
Comments 13
Views 272

Coming up with the perfect caption for this post.

Points 38
Comments 16
Views 1426

Decided to try the new diet chicken biscuit. It has half the calories.

Points -3
Comments 10
Views 1478

When you see it...

Points 3
Comments 9
Views 41

I can't believe I forgot this existed.

Points 123
Comments 5
Views 338

Just a little gif to show my affection...

Points 15
Comments 8
Views 474

Iskrilldur's bane

Points 39
Comments 0
Views 872

Someone had to post it.

Points 62
Comments 8
Views 65

He who must not be caged

Points 36
Comments 3
Views 45

I've found the ultimate parking dickwad in their final form.

Points 12
Comments 7
Views 55

As a Floridian, MRW the marijuana act didn't pass.

Points 18
Comments 15
Views 364

alone at last.

Points 17
Comments 55
Views 73

yup

Points 44
Comments 5
Views 39

have some feels

Points 8449
Comments 473
Views 265316

hempformation

Points 27
Comments 5
Views 722

Every damn time.

Points 44
Comments 4
Views 49

Been away for a while (busy with new job), but I thought I'd log back in for a few, just to remind everyone that this exists.

Points 46
Comments 2
Views 348

"hold up girl. this my jam and I'm gonna get on tv!"

Points 17
Comments 4
Views 1133

I may be going to hell for laughing at this, but I'm taking a few of you with me.

Points 18
Comments 15
Views 195

oh how the times have changed.

Points 11
Comments 17
Views 40

Answering the phone and one of the in-laws is on the other line.

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 318

Dirty beard?

Points 22
Comments 5
Views 1760

This man changed how I look at words.

Points 51
Comments 15
Views 43

11 creepy kids from vintage adverts

Points 107
Comments 21
Views 2794

Whoooopwowoowoowoowooop

Points 32
Comments 3
Views 169

at least today is almost over

Points 37
Comments 11
Views 85

Alizée

Points 99
Comments 19
Views 19416

Man vision. (QuestionableContent.net)

Points 36
Comments 9
Views 114

Mary Poppalockins

Points 20
Comments 4
Views 28

"awwww yiss. mother fucking corn!"

Points 58
Comments 5
Views 75

Being Poor

Points 147
Comments 51
Views 92

Mike Tyson's favorite band

Points 25
Comments 5
Views 72

More like: genius design template

Points 22
Comments 7
Views 965

Shang's discovery of sexuality.

Points 23
Comments 2
Views 1450

Random mode just caused me to watch Gangnam Style for the first time.

Points 31
Comments 7
Views 10831

MRW my hot pocket is ready but the floor is still lava

Points 8340
Comments 343
Views 33843

Today is my Friday. Cagezilla and upvotes for every one!

Points 37
Comments 7
Views 337

She's a keeper.

Points 65
Comments 18
Views 72

"da fuck is poking me?"

Points 30
Comments 10
Views 48

MRW I realize I've been browsing imgur for hours...

Points 18
Comments 6
Views 192

The government's concern for the people.

Points 24
Comments 1
Views 165
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