alphaNaught

4281 pts · February 10, 2015


No worries. He's gonna come back as Randi the White.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For the late night is dark and full of terrors.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mlm mlm mlm mlm CHRRUPP

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah, finally.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Judging by her nickname, probably no

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can the Darwin's be awarded posthumously? I feel like it should, given the Nature of its Selection process.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

you led me into temptation

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMHKCTC8E8I enjoy responsibly.

7 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Of course I had to Google "F is for fart". Not my proudest fap.

7 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

"his parents were unsupportive, but Ned never quit his dream and kept on practicing secretly for the Darwin awards"

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I see what year is this??

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great success!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hence, you're a slave.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice²

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nah, the sum is greater than its parts in this case. Girl looks great in this car, and vice versa

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

IFartMoreThanHim should've been his gf's name.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You could just as easily simply believe that the one who planned it is such a big asshole as to do this..curious that u tend to blame him

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, but it is too little

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#10 should've worn a wonder woman costume for the point he wished to make .

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

At first I thought her hair was the dog, thrown over her shoulder. Much confused.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't know I could hold my breath that long.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

User name checks out?

8 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 2

Nudnik deGrasse Tyson

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Someone please Brazzers the shit out of this pic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmkay... *shrugs*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AKA narcpaws.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True. The did it after every major terror attack in the past coupla years: Paris , Madrid , Orlando etc.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But when we do, we say "Finnish him!"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

IMO it seems self-absorbed and a some of the 'complaining' feels like a thinly veiled brag. Kinda like the ppl who share too much on FB

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4