almostheroes

20417 pts ยท November 25, 2015


Ill trade ya for a dollar

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wow there was so much going on in the news back then look at those other headlines!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is it bad that I was just waiting for something to come from nowhere and crush that person?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

aww her eyes match her soul how cute!

7 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

maybe not but do you know how awesome it would be if it was

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if its painful i think youre doing it wrong...

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

my eyes mean i dont want to talk.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

beware of the cuteness!!

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

the only thing i took away from this is there is box beer and now im trying to find it

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

not the kind you want to try and smoke if thats what youre getting at

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

it was but he had already broken and looked too late, so at that instance it was the best thing for him to do

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

actually really smart move he wasnt going to be able to catch it and by ducking it reduces chance of the ball bouncing up for the other team

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 8

*silence intensifies*

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

for some reason i skipped the jogging line and was really confused for a minute

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

ah the apex predator of the rodent kingdom...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know once youve been there for a few years it really starts to grow on you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

PIVOT! PIVOT!!!

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

my dad for some reason had a restricted number for years so whenever I saw that I thought i was in trouble

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why blow snow when you can blow water onto your neighbor's car?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

why is this so cute!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep that is not a pillow is it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i totally thought that pillow was a boner...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE????

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ha youre a gay idk why that just sounds weird to say

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so if youre gay does the button make you straight?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this might be the best life story ive ever heard

8 years ago | Likes 135 Dislikes 0

i think i need a job with this kind of work environment

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

so i realize now i misspelled symptoms and it corrected it to systems and im not sure if anyone has noticed yet... or are just ignoring

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i have always wondered why this is reserved for females...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

insurance companies dont want you to know this trick!

8 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 0