almostelm

13510 pts ยท December 7, 2012


Wat.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

50 lbs to lose and then I'll be even more confusing than Filipino lady boy #lifegoals

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, I heard that one a lot. Get mistaken go a dude by kids a lot. That was my wake up call. Hopefully look less mannish w/ 50 less pounds.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

50 pounds to go! Not stopping till I get there. Thanks very much!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Truth is, I am that 40 year old 4th grader, grown up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

According to his new owner, the bird was plucking for almost 16 years, so the feathers can't grow back at this stage.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Oh, is he? I thought he took a vacation to Tahiti? I hear it's a magical place. (Psst, watch Agents of Shield)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never was there a more accurate portrayal of a Hoosier (and that's where I ordered this lovely meal!).

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ruth's in Indianapolis!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The man could read Crime and Punishment for two hours and I'd be happy, so I'm not picky but that's good information!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get to see his show tour in Chicago in May. SO EXCITED.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He was only allowed a few minutes with it and then it was taken away, no worries!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It actually was. His parents meant business.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And here I am on Day 11 of not eating added sugar. This is not helping.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She will have a long happy life of organizing fridges and bookshelves and movie collections. I'd know.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and neither do I because I skip the placebo week in my pill pack, doctor approved. Being a woman is awesome!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beard, I mean, guy and he's so supportive and great at communicating. And he's never called me a bitch. You'll get there.!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wound up texting me for a second date, I said no, he called me a dirty bitch. Five years later, I just had my one year with an awesome [2/3]

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, you put yourself out there. That's all that matters. My first date was also at 22 with a guy who ignored me for two weeks [1/?]

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is happening tonight. Except I'm adding caramelized onions and artichoke.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Don't know HOW I missed that. Thank you so much!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHERE

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Depends! Some have incinerator toilets. Some are hooked up to the city sewer. Some have a septic tank dug. And some people just use sawdust.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or maybe she ;).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They were agreeing with you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Perfect. I'll expect it no later than next Friday.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1