almitydave

8214 pts · March 25, 2015


I hope not.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Team America: World Police

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope he asked for $0.03 in change.

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Approximately 43,500 six packs of 12oz beers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That movie was great.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If it's not waterproof but didn't go in the water, that much is luck. You're right, it's still in a toilet, though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was wondering the same thing. It sure looks like it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can get a mushroom cloud from much smaller explosions. It doesn't require a nuke.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put...put your disk in it...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the Minnesotan.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

RIP

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hear the guy who narrates Forensic Files.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More "Chicago": the reason there's no ticket is because he bought insurance from the alderman.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

 

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

My car has a big ol' dent from a drunk bicyclist hitting it while it was parked (according to eyewitness, I didn't see it happen)...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's pining for the fjords.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#78 you've been hit by... you've been struck by... a smooth fur missile.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We have to put ours down tomorrow. You have my sympathy.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he's been a Cubs fan for 71 years, he sure has.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd give myself the wrong powerball numbers because it'd be HILARIOUS.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

One thing I have learned over the years is that long rigid dongles like that one are more likely to damage the port.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Narwhals, narwhals, Zeus's metamorph'sis, making out with horses, creating unicornses.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a reference to the Christmas Carol "Angels We Have Heard on High" in which the refrain is a drawn-out "Glooo-oooo-o-oooo-o-oooo-oooria"

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

uMatrix is better than uBlock Origin for those who want even more control.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

Yeah, these are all useless

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The one with Kristen Wiig where he's an author and the nanny abducts their kid was reeeeeaaaaaaalllly good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was good

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now look here...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0