almightystef

35474 pts · January 30, 2015


(つ°ヮ°)つ (‿|‿) (‿|‿) (‿|‿) fornicating, drug-addicted Evolutionist

banana banana banana terracotta pie

5 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

it doesn't have sounds and yet i still hear it..

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

hover cat

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

i feel like some people don't wanna talk about gun control in the wake of mass shootings and would rather we focus on the pedophile instead

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

go watch the movie They Live to better understand the reference here. Also, no it is not real.

6 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

it's funny cuz as bad as this is, how much worse would it be for them to hold onto it until after you finish, drain the sink and cleaned up?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

WE REALLY MEAN IT

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

inb4 someone claims it can't make it over a speedbump because the concept of airbag suspension is lost on them

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

maybe @toxicdiesel can fix it up for you

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the way it was cropped in the thumbnail lead me to believe this man was arrested for shoving almonds in his anal cavity

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

its been 4 hours, should see a doctor about that

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

then i hope you consented to me masturbating during said conversation.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I physically couldn't. Consent turns me on, I couldn't get aroused enough to perform with someone unwilling.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

i literally don't like the act of talking.. like, moving my mouth to make sounds is so exhausting, I don't understand how chatterboxes do it

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

not having to plow your driveway at all.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

it's not edgy, I just don't like the song. maybe I don't know what edgy means though. *shrug*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's not a good song either

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 17

we don't hate water pancakes anymore. it's not what steve would've wanted.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

these numbers check out

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you know, there's room here for commentary on the hypocrisy of shaming women for having body hair while also shaming men for being men

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

republican senators could vote to replace mcconnell at any time, but they're fine with this.

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

problem is one party has decided they aren't interested in doing their job and their constituents punished them by electing them to office.

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 7

you're right this is alarming, let's cut funding to the departments that are tracking right wing domestic terrorism!

7 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

where the fuck is she a professor, so I know never to fuck with people from that school

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

and yet the GOP has ppl believing it was dems. really makes you wish they were as good at governing as they are at building a narrative.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

if you have more toys than the other kids, that means you're better than them and deserve their toys too. That's almost how stupid you sound

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#26 my dude had a flatscreen back when everyone else was rockin CRTs.. definitely from the future

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ah the old, "im not racist because I have a black friend" ploy.. gets em every time!

7 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 14